Author: ghandi

Uncle Rummy’s Magic Words

Crossposted at Empire Burlesque Hey kids, your ever-lovin’ Uncle Donny Rummy has come up with a neat idea to get you out of trouble next time your parents catch you telling a whopper! Let’s say you told them that the...

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Twisted Firestarter (Empire Burlesque)

This is an expanded version of the column published in the Feb. 17 edition of The Moscow Times – crossposted at Empire Burlesque The kindling has been piled high, stuffed with tinder and doused with gasoline. The match has...

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The Backstabbers

The Backstabbers Here’s yet another story that is sadly characteristic of the Bush Imperium: the complete and utter breakdown in backbone of the so-called “opposition” party. We’ll skip the polite...

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