Wet Fart Theory also should be taught in schools

Scientifically just as compelling as Creationism, the Wet Fart Theory should be taught next to Creationism.

Frist urges 2 teachings on life origin
By David Stout, New York Times, August 20, 2005

Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, the Republican leader, aligned himself with President Bush on Friday when he said that the theory of intelligent design as well as evolution should be taught in public schools.

Such an approach “doesn’t force any particular theory on anyone,” Mr. Frist said in Nashville, according to The Associated Press. “I think in a pluralistic society that is the fairest way to go about education and training people for the future.” A Washington spokesman for the senator, Nick Smith, said later that the report was accurate. [complete article]

Comment — Why only have only two “theories” about the origin of life? I have a theory that life began when God let out a wet fart. It’s a bit like the Big Bang theory and just as traces of that cosmic event are evident in the even distribution of helium across the universe, the ubiquity of ideas that stink seems – at least to me – to provide compelling evidence that it was one almighty stinker that brought us into existence. My theory might not be widely accepted, but in a pluralistic society I think it should get a fair hearing.

This was taken from The War in Context, a conglamerate news page that I faithfully check every day. Who can take credit for the wet fart theory?

A daily record of America’s post-9/11 impact on the world
researched, edited and sprinkled with occasional commentary by Paul Woodward.

Wouldn’t you know it… as soon as I retire from teaching, it gets interesting. I think the Wet Fart Theory goes well beyond Creationism and would explain absolutely everything.

So what’s your pet theory on how the universe began?

Stealthy Extremism: Roberts the Federalist

Is he or isn’t he? Only his secret cohorts know for sure. Roberts’ non-denial denial of belonging to the Federalist Society bodes ill for the health of our judiciary once he’s ensconced on the Supreme Court of the United States. Democracy Now! did an interview with John Ross, the man who uncovered Roberts’ membership and involvement with the Federalists. I didn’t know anything about the Federalists, but what I learned in the last day or so has frightened me to my core:

 

AMY GOODMAN: Al Ross, while you may not agree with the Federalist Society, apparently there are tens of thousands of members. Why doesn’t, with conservatives in the ascendancy in the government, why don’t they just say, `Sure, he represents our ideology? What is wrong with that?’

ALFRED ROSS: Well, it’s interesting. A number of conservatives actually were upset with the White House for trying to cover up the connection because they’re quite proud of it. But I think the issue here is the, I believe, correct awareness by the Bush administration’s spin masters, that the majority of the American people would not support the ideology of the Federalist Society, even though admittedly thousands of right wing lawyers are very glad to further their agenda.

AMY GOODMAN: Finally, do they take a stance on abortion?

ALFRED ROSS: Well, officially the Federalist Society, as an organization, doesn’t take a stance on anything. But that’s rather a sham. Throughout their literature and at their forums, they endorse not only anti-abortion ideology, but extremist ideology on civil rights, national security law, telecommunications law, and every other issue you can possibly imagine.

(emphasis mine)

Oh, but I’m getting ahead of myself, that exchange came at the end of the interview. I admit, that even though it is again a hot and steamy day in my corner of the world, I am chilled to the bone. Here’s more:

AMY GOODMAN: It’s good to have you with us. Can you tell us about what you know, what evidence you have that John Roberts is a member of the Federalist Society, and then, of course, what the Federalist Society is?

ALFRED ROSS: Well, Roberts, whether he’s paid his dues or not, was prominently listed in the 1997/1998 leadership directory published by the Federalist Society itself. So it is very difficult to believe that he didn’t have any membership. He was on the Steering Committee. The important question is not whether he paid dues as a member or not. The question really at stake here is where does Roberts and his Federalist Society cronies plan to steer our ship of state. If one looks at the history of the Federalist Society, which was established at the inspiration of Robert Bork in the early 1980s, their entire trajectory has been to move our judicial system in an extremely radically right wing direction.

In order to effectuate this, the Federalist Society has established 15 practice groups which you can find on their own website which is fed-soc.org. These 15 practice groups are busy developing new legal theories for every area of American jurisprudence, from civil rights law to national security law, international law, securities regulations law, and so on. And if one goes through the publications of their practice groups, one can only gasp not only at the breadth of their agenda, but the extremism of their ideology.

It is not insignificant that today Timothy Flanigan will have hearings at the Senate Judiciary Committee on his nomination to be Deputy Attorney General of the United States. In the same leadership directory that lists John Roberts on the Steering Committee to the Federalist Society, it lists Timothy Flanigan on the Program Committee of the Federalist Society. And both men have their own personal track records in the right wing of American jurisprudence. In 1987 the Senate Judiciary decided that Robert Bork’s ideology was so far outside the mainstream of American jurisprudence that he was not fit to serve on the Supreme Court. The same kind of strict scrutiny should be applied to John Roberts who is on the Steering Committee of the organization that Robert Bork inspired.

emphasis mine

I stayed out of the fray earlier in the week about whether to pull out all stops in our opposition to Roberts. I’m beginning to think that this is the big one. I always thought that it would be a full frontal assault, but it is indeed extremism by stealth. God help us.

Read the entire Democracy Now! interview here

Everyone’s a Critic

Personally, I love it!

Conservatives are calling for the removal of a painting by a Berkeley lawyer that hangs in the California State Department of Justice’s cafeteria and depicts the United States getting flushed down the toilet.

Those damn conservatives have absolutely no artistic appreciation. This is a masterpiece. The artist is Stephen Pearcy, a lawyer from California who painted it in 20 minutes on the 4th of July, 2003. Jeeze, when I feel like that, I just come here and rant.

” “I put it out on the front lawn, after seeing American flags everywhere in this fanatical display of patriotism,” Pearcy said. “Things that made me feel like the country was going down the toilet. It’s a pretty straightforward message.”

Stephen’s painting is currently on display in the California State Department of Justice’s cafeteria as part of an art show sponsored by the California Lawyers for the Arts. All this just isn’t sitting well with some California conservatives. In fact, it’s really getting their shorts in a knot. An online petition has 50 signatures. Ooooooo, that many? Really pisses them off when they can’t just censure anything they please.

I’m happy to report that the officials in charge have absolutely no inclination to remove Mr Pearcy’s beautiful painting. I hope Stephen has a lot of paints, he sure has a lot of inspiration.

Read the whole article here from the Daily Californian.

2,000 Vets Say: Release the Photos!

2,000 vets call for release of more Abu Ghraib photos

RAW STORY

Veterans for Common Sense (VCS), a nonpartisan veterans’ organization with 12,000 members, called for a commission to investigate torture allegations today, in response to the Pentagon refusal to release photos and videos from Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, the group said in a release Monday. Details follow.
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In an open letter, signed by more than 2,000 veterans and supporters (including 5 flag-rank officers and more than 200 commissioned officers), the veterans urged Congress and the President to “commit — immediately and publicly — to support the creation of an independent commission to investigate and report on the detention and interrogation practices of U.S. military and intelligence agencies deployed in the war on terror.”

How can Republicans possibly condone Bush’s stonewalling on this? I wish we could force the issue and force them to defend hiding photos and videos of torture, abuse and murder.
From all reports, there exists in these hidden photos proof of severe abuse of children… CHILDREN! What kind of monsters are running this war?

These people aren’t afraid to speak out against this most outrageous and callous attempt to hide the truth:

Charles Sheehan-Miles, a 1991 Gulf War veteran and the group’s executive director, said, “Once again the administration is fighting to prevent any possible public accountability for its policies, instead choosing to blame it all on the troops. To court-martial privates while high ranking officials get promoted is damaging to the very principle of command responsibility and undermines the U.S. military.”

Veterans for Common Sense is part of a coalition of civil liberties groups responsible for a lawsuit and subsequent release of thousands of pages of details on torture and abuse at the hands of the US military. Sounds like they’re not going to take this stonewalling lying down.

Read the entire article from Raw Story here

Recess Bolton Appointment Imminent?

I shuddered as I read this:

“He’ll take the recess” appointment, said the administration source, who is familiar with Bolton’s thinking. “The president has made his selection, and the president is asking the Senate to confirm the selection, and if the Senate refuses to do that, then most assuredly Bush will make a recess appointment.”

This seems to be more than speculation; two months ago Bolton started pushing to double the State Dept office space of the UN Ambassador.

Previous ambassadors have kept a small staff in Washington in a modest suite. Bolton told several colleagues he needs more space and a larger staff in Washington because, if confirmed, he intends to spend more time here than his predecessors did.

“Bolton isn’t going to sit in New York while policy gets made in Washington,” the administration source said, speaking on the condition of anonymity because the source lacks authorization to discuss this on the record. But Bolton’s efforts to obtain more space have encountered resistance. Two colleagues said Bolton’s request was inappropriate because he had not been confirmed.

Bush intends to shove Bolton down our throats no matter what. There will be no mistake: Bolton’s behaviors will reflect directly on Bush… Democrats in Congress have washed their hands of him. Considering Bolton’s frightening lack of human characteristics, I expect him to put on quite a show at the UN. He’s sharpening his claws as we speak:

Bolton – who lost the title of undersecretary of state June 1 when his successor, Robert Joseph, was sworn in – has spent the past four months in a transition suite at the State Department, and colleagues said he continues to ready himself for the ambassadorship.

God help the UN.
WaPost article via Truthout

Timing Devices Found, Unexploded Bombs Rumoured

In what appears to be the first major break in the London terrorist attacks, U.S. authorities tell ABC News that police in London have recovered key parts of the timing devices that set off the bombs, suggesting they were planted in packages or bags and left behind.

There also are reports that police may have discovered two unexploded bombs as they sifted through the wreckage of the four bombs that did go off. At least several dozen people were killed in the attacks, and hundreds of others were injured while traveling on subways and a double-decker bus. Scotland Yard has denied finding undetonated explosive devices in the wreckage.

The authorities believe that all four bombs were detonated by timing devices.
There was one claim to the bombings from a previously unknown Islamic group, via the internet, that remains unsubstantiated. Two times in the last three years, subway attacks in London have been averted. Abu Musab al Zarqawi’s name is already being mentioned.

Considering the way that the Bush administration has demonized al Zarqawi and elevated him to legendary status, I just knew he would be on someone’s short list.

From an abc news brief

Feed Them to Negroponte’s Wolf Pack

‘We will find them and bring them to justice. And at the same time we will spread an ideology of hope and compassion that will overwhelm their ideology of hate,’ Bush said.

Bush uttered these words this morning, after the terrorist attacks in London. He’s spreading something, alright, but it doesn’t smell much like hope or compassion.

IRAQI security forces, set up by American and British troops, torture detainees by pulling out their fingernails, burning them with hot irons or giving them electric shocks, Iraqi officials say. Cases have also been recorded of bound prisoners being beaten to death by police.

All of this is a familiar nightmare to Iraqis, and there is good reason:

In their haste to put police on the streets to counter the brutal insurgency, Iraqi and US authorities have enlisted men trained under Saddam Hussein’s regime and versed in torture and abuse, the officials told The Times. They said that recruits were also being drawn from the ranks of outlawed Shia militias

These men were not deemed appropriate to be in the army but were just the ticket for the Rapid Intrusion brigades, the most nefarious of which is the Wolf Brigade of ‘Abu Walid’.

Six months ago, Human Rights Watch (HRW) laid out a catalogue of alleged abuses being applied to those suspected of terrorism in Iraq and called for an independent complaints body in Iraq.

But as the insurgency has grown hotter, so too, it appears, have been the methods employed in the dirty counter-insurgency war.

To add to HRW’s allegations of beatings, electric shocks, arbitrary arrest, forced confessions and detention without trial, The Observer can add its own charges These include the most brutal kinds of torture, with methods resurrected from the time of Saddam; of increasingly widespread extra-judicial executions; and of the existence of a ‘ghost’ network of detention facilities – in parallel with those officially acknowledged – that exist beyond all accountability to international human rights monitors, NGOs and even human rights officials of the new Iraqi government.

What is most shocking is that it is done under the noses of US and UK officials, some of whom admit that they are aware of the abuses being perpetrated by units who are diverting international funding to their dirty war.

Western support for tyranical and repressive regimes is one of the reasons so many people hate us. Now, not only are the US and UK turning a blind eye to these torture and death squads, it’s our tax money that is funding these groups. There are many who believe that John Negroponte helped to set up these “Rapid Intrusion Brigades”. Personally, I would be shocked if Negroponte wasn’t behind it. Democracy, my ass…

Revealed: grim world of new Iraqi torture camps from the Guardian UK
West turns blind eye as police put Saddam’s torturers back to work from the Times online UK
US “democracy” in Iraq: death squads, torture and terror from Uruknet

Al Jazeera Cameraman Held at Gitmo – for Three Years

We can add a new chapter to the Bush Administration’s war on free speech as it was revealed yesterday that an Al Jazeera cameraman has been in custody for three years at Guantanamo Bay. Al-Hajj, a Sudanese national, was arrested in Afghanistan in 2001 and has remained in prison without being charged for four years.

Yes, the US has unlawfully detained an Al Jazeera cameraman. I wonder who else Rumsfeld has locked away.

Amnesty International, who referred to the prison as “the gulag of our times,” has again been vindicated in its claims by these new charges that Al-Haj “has suffered extreme physical, sexual and religious abuse,” charges that are consistent with other reports that the US is practicing “systematic” abuse of detainees.

Attorney Clive Stafford-Smith, who visited clients at Guantanamo two weeks ago, said, “Sami Al-Hajj had been beaten by his interrogators…. He has been beaten. He had a huge scar on his face when I saw him.” (Al Jazeera)

“He is completely innocent,” said Stafford-Smith. “He is about as much of a terrorist as my granddad. The only reason he has been treated like he has is because he is an Aljazeera journalist. The Americans have tried to make him an informant with the goal of getting him to say that Aljazeera is linked to al-Qaida.

Emphasis mine.

Mike Whitney’s article, Guantanamo: The New-World Icon via Uruknet also reports on how various Gitmo apologists’ comments stray from the known facts. I shudder to think about how much we still don’t know.

US Plans for Iraq Oil Before 9/11

Once the Downing Street Minutes begins to seep into the American psyche people may just wake up to the fact that we’ve been had. When that begins to happen, many ugly facts about the administration will be reexamined with a different focus.

One story that may pop up sooner rather than later is the story of when and how the US planned to deal with Iraqi oil after a “regime change”.

 

Secret U.S. Plans For Iraq’s Oil

By: Greg Palast
Reporting for BBC Newsnight

03/17/05 – “BBC” – The Bush administration made plans for war and for Iraq’s oil before the 9/11 attacks sparking a policy battle between neo-cons and Big Oil, BBC’s Newsnight has revealed.

Two years ago today – when President George Bush announced US, British and Allied forces would begin to bomb Baghdad – protestors claimed the US had a secret plan for Iraq’s oil once Saddam had been conquered.

In fact there were two conflicting plans, setting off a hidden policy war between neo-conservatives at the Pentagon, on one side, versus a combination of “Big Oil” executives and US State Department “pragmatists.”

“Big Oil” appears to have won. The latest plan, obtained by Newsnight from the US State Department was, we learned, drafted with the help of American oil industry consultants.

Insiders told Newsnight that planning began “within weeks” of Bush’s first taking office in 2001, long before the September 11th attack on the US.

I had heard the original accusations, but had completely missed this BBC report. Falah Aljibury, an oil industry consultant born in Iraq describes attending secret meetings and plans for a “forced coup d’etat”. He also claims to have conducted interviews for Saddam’s replacement on behalf of the US government.

 

Secret sell-off plan

The industry-favored plan was pushed aside by yet another secret plan, drafted just before the invasion in 2003, which called for the sell-off of all of Iraq’s oil fields. The new plan, crafted by neo-conservatives intent on using Iraq’s oil to destroy the Opec cartel through massive increases in production above Opec quotas.

The sell-off was given the green light in a secret meeting in London headed by Ahmed Chalabi shortly after the US entered Baghdad, according to Robert Ebel. Mr. Ebel, a former Energy and CIA oil analyst, now a fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington, flew to the London meeting, he told Newsnight, at the request of the State Department.

Privatization blocked by industry

Philip Carroll, the former CEO of Shell Oil USA who took control of Iraq’s oil production for the US Government a month after the invasion, stalled the sell-off scheme.

Mr Carroll told us he made it clear to Paul Bremer, the US occupation chief who arrived in Iraq in May 2003, that: “There was to be no privatization of Iraqi oil resources or facilities while I was involved.”

The chosen successor to Mr Carroll, a Conoco Oil executive, ordered up a new plan for a state oil company preferred by the industry.

Ari Cohen, of the neo-conservative Heritage Foundation, told Newsnight that an opportunity had been missed to privatize Iraq’s oil fields. He advocated the plan as a means to help the US defeat Opec, and said America should have gone ahead with what he called a “no-brainer” decision.

Mr Carroll hit back, telling Newsnight, “I would agree with that statement. To privatize would be a no-brainer. It would only be thought about by someone with no brain.”

New plans, obtained from the State Department by Newsnight and Harper’s Magazine under the US Freedom of Information Act, called for creation of a state-owned oil company favored by the US oil industry. It was completed in January 2004, Harper’s discovered, under the guidance of Amy Jaffe of the James Baker Institute in Texas. Former US Secretary of State Baker is now an attorney. His law firm, Baker Botts, is representing ExxonMobil and the Saudi Arabian government.

In light of the Downing Street Minutes, this is just another bit of proof that the fix was in even before 9/11.
You can read the transcript here via Information Clearing House
crossposted at European Tribune

Sherwood (R – Pa) Sued for Assault

I was so involved today with Conyer’s historic hearing in DC that this almost slipped by me. This is from The Scranton Times which is in Sherwood’s district.

A woman who alleges U.S. Rep. Don Sherwood repeatedly beat her during a five-year “close romantic and intimate personal relationship” sued him in a Washington D.C. court Wednesday, seeking $5.5 million in damages.

The suit by Cynthia M. Ore, 29, of Rockville, Md., alleges the 64-year-old Republican from Tunkhannock Township repeatedly struck her in the face, neck, chest and back, “violently yanking” her hair and repeatedly tried to choke or strangle her. Afterward he would tell her he would never beat her again, then beg her not to leave him, according to the suit filed in Superior Court in the District of Columbia

Locally, I noticed that very little hit the press when the original story broke of Sherwood’s alleged abusive relationship with Ms. Ore. Here’s the Times’ explanation:

Why The Times Now Is Reporting Sherwood Story

When a former political opponent first circulated word that police had responded to a call to the apartment of U.S. Rep. Don Sherwood in Washington, D.C., from a woman claiming he had tried to strangle her, The Scranton Times and The Tribune declined to publish a story.

Managing Editor Lawrence K. Beaupre later wrote that over the seven months since the incident had occurred, the woman and police had not filed criminal charges, and the woman did not file civil charges. The woman’s story also was discounted by police, who said she did not appear to be of sound mind.

Mr. Beaupre noted that although the circumstances were tawdry, the newspaper believed that, in the absence of criminal or civil charges, this was a private matter that had not yet been connected to Mr. Sherwood’s public responsibilities.

Mr. Beaupre noted that if the incident were to enter the public realm through criminal or civil charges, or became an issue in a political campaign, the newspaper would report the story in full.

Heaven forbid they should be let themselves be political pawns. Now more details are coming out:

In her complaint she says they lived together for most of the five years in Apartment 215 at 110 D St., where Mr. Sherwood lives while in the capital. He also promised to marry her and start a family, Ms. Ore said in her complaint.

Mr. Sherwood is married and has three daughters.

Nice. Roumor has it that Sherwood, after leaving the Congress, will be going through that revolving K Street door to a very lucrative position as a lobbiest for big Pharma. Well, looks like he has the temperment for it.  He can’t be gone soon enough for me.