Author: Second Nature

Froggy Bottom lounge – big screen edition

Froggy Bottom Lounge – and TV-palooza!

Froggy Bottom Cafe - Monday Moaning Edition

Whatcha Watchin’?

Newcomers welcome, your first drink is on us!
Please be considerate and use the ashtrays provided.
Please recommend
(and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
May the 4’s be with you

Froggy Bottom Cafe – Weenie Roast [CLOSED]

Froggy Bottom Cafe – Weenie Roast

Full-service weenie bar and cold beverages

Newcomers welcome, please introduce yourselves.
With or without buns. No spitting on the floor.
Please recommend
(and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
May the 4’s be with you

Froggy Bottom Cafe – Closed!

Froggy Bottom Cafe – Monday Moaning

Real live host on duty today!

Newcomers welcome, please introduce yourselves.
Newspapers are in their regular spot next to the door
Please recommend
(and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
May the 4’s be with you

Froggy Bottom Cafe – [CLOSED] Lounge open!

Froggy Bottom Cafe – Monday Moaning Edition

Froggy Bottom Cafe - Monday Moaning Edition

Real live host on duty today!

Newcomers welcome, please introduce yourselves.

Newspapers are in their regular spot next to the door

Please recommend
(and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)

May the 4’s be with you

Froggy Bottom Diner [closed] overnight cafe open

Come on in!

Grab a seat and some extra napkins, because it’s time for the early bird special at The Froggy Bottom Lounge and Diner!

None of your fancy-pants girlie drinks here, we got beer and more beer.  Now whaddya want?

Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)

May the 4’s be with you

My Christmas List, with poll!

I am getting a late start this year but now the time has finally arrived for me to make my Christmas list.  I have been a very good girl, except for some minor exceptions, and I hope that Santa will take notice and reward me in good measure.

   1.  First of all, I would like a new scandal to rock the republican party because I don’t think all of America is paying attention yet.

  1.  I would like a Democrat with balls to announce a candidacy for POTUS.  This does not exclude women, but he/she must exuberantly stand up for basic Democratic principles and speak truth to power without any bullshit and without fear.  I think the country is ready for that.
  2.  I want Arnie Vinick to win the presidency on The West Wing, simply because Alan Alda is infinitely more likeable than Jimmy Smits, if a tad past his sexy prime.
  3.  I want Chris Matthews to shut up and let his guests answer the question.  I want Rita Cosby to get a voice transplant.  I want the FCC to force Fox News to change it’s name to GOP News.  
  4.  I want Arrested Development back.  And Scrubs.  And I want the networks to quit showing reruns every other week.  I want Kelly Ripa to gain 20 lbs.  I never want to see Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan ever again.  Ever.  And Anna Nicole Smith.
  5. I want God to issue an official statement, perhaps simultaneously on every radio and television station, publicly denouncing Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson and the entire “Left Behind” series.  I want him to tell fundamentalists everywhere to stop speaking for him and giving him a bad name.
  6.  I want new lungs for my mother to replace her old ones with their 60-year buildup of tar.
  7.  I want the Muscular Dystrophy Association to announce a cure and give my nephew a last-minute reprieve.  His mother deserves that.
  8.  I want menacing drivers who tailgate at 70mph to be arrested and charged with attempted murder.
  9.  I want there to be a law in all movie theaters outlawing perfume.  And while they’re at it, stop charging $3.50 for a coke. And stop annoying me with 25 minutes of commercials when I have paid $7.50 to avoid them.  And turn down the damn volume!
  10.  I want a pill to give me energy.  And one to make me lose weight.  And one to give me back the body I had pre-children.
  11.  I want to finally figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
  12.  I want to learn to want what I have.  I want to stop feeling so damn discontented all the time.  I want to stop being afraid to fly.

Santa is in the building (or the Hanukkah….fairy?)….tell me what you want this year, and why you have or have not been good.

Wells Fargo refuses to hate gays

Anyone need a new bank?  Need a mortgage or a car loan?  How about giving Wells Fargo some love.  

James “Squarepants” Dobson has severed all ties to Wells Fargo bank for promoting the vast homosexual agenda.

“Focus on the Family has elected to end its banking relationship with Wells Fargo, motivated primarily by the bank’s ongoing efforts to advance the radical homosexual agenda. These efforts are in direct opposition to the underlying principles and purpose of Focus, and thus a decision of conscience had to be made, and a stand taken.

Earlier this year we learned that Wells Fargo gave a matching gift to a pro-homosexual group to enable it to raise more money to fight organizations like our own. As one of Wells Fargo’s customers, we objected, and we received no satisfactory resolution from the bank’s corporate office.

The homosexual group’s web page said this: “Incredible news: Wells Fargo has offered to help support GLAAD’s fight for equality against the Anti-Gay industry by matching your tax-deductible contribution dollar for dollar.”

Don’t you just hate it when businesses promote acceptance and diversity?  My God, where is this world headed when you can’t even count on your friendly neighborhood bank to hate the same people you do?