Author: zenbowl

Chinese horoscopes for 08 Dem Hopefuls

Hillary Clinton is a fire pig. Fire Pigs are very lucky, with lots of friends.Al Gore, on the other hand, is an Earth Rat. A dependable soul, who always pays attention to his loved ones.If you haven’t guessed yet,...

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Giuliani – Candidate of the Afraid

Last night my dad and I were talking about the Republican nominees, and there’s one guy that we couldn’t figure out: Giuliani. He doesn’t appeal to the religious nuts, and he doesn’t appeal to the...

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Condi Rice: an Exercise in Idiotic Expectations

Is there any doubt about the terrible job Condi Rice is doing at the State Department? When President Bush announced that she was his nominee to the position, this is what he had to say:The Secretary of State is America’s...

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7 year-olds "ready to die" thanks to Bush

Can you see the Democracy spreading from Iraq? The march of freedom taking place throughout the Middle East? Remember this, from less than two years ago?Hardly a day goes by without Bush, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice or...

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