The Many Ways in Which Trump is Reminiscent of Pierre Nkurunziza
The president of the United States has an uncanny resemblance to former Burundi president Pierre Nkurunziza.
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Day 72: DOGE Came For the Federal Payroll System
Over the weekend, Elon’s Musk stormtroopers raided the Department of the Interior and took over a major payroll system.
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Day 69: J.D. Vance Appointed As Reichsminister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda
By presidential order, the vice-president will now assume the role Josef Goebbels played in the Third Reich.
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Day 68: Apartheid South Africans Strike Back With Bozell III Named as Ambassador
The Bozell family has been promoting white colonialism in Africa since the early 1960’s, and now sets its sights on Mandela’s legacy.
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Day 67: The Vances Will Descend on Greenland as Unwanted Guests
A change in plans will have the vice-president accompany his wife to Greenland on a mission to convince the people there to give up their sovereignty.
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Fury About the Continuing Resolution is Misplaced
Critics of Chuck Schumer's decision to avoid a government shutdown might be right, but it's complicated.
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Day 48: The Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party Comes for Parkersburg, West Virginia
DOGE cuts at the Treasury Department's Bureau of Fiscal Service surprise a Trump-suppporting Appalachian city, cause devastation.
