It’s lunchtime, so you’re allowed to waste your employer’s time, right?
I work for A police department in A major midwest city as A custodian. We get to clean up after drunk’s that are brought in because they got caught driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. In A normal weekday night we will have 8 to 10 pukers or piss customers to clean up after, but where it get’s real exciting is the weekend shift, that I have been doing for 19 year’s, when parties are raided and we might have 25 to 30 prisoners with at least 15 of them heaving there gut’s out in squad cars, holding cells and paddy wagons! We also have A city jail that we have to clean and the nut cases are brought there first for processing (pictures and prints) before they are brought to the nut ward at the hospital. These guy’s like to do finger painting on the walls with there own crap and sometimes blood. Piss calls in the jail are a treat compared to the pukers and the finger painters. I could go on, but you get the idea!
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