The President has said it again.
“Watching violence and bloodshed offends.”
I tune MY TV,
But the dead I don’t see,
Is he watching the same CNN?
(four more after the fold)
Proposing gay marriage statecraft
Canucks take on an issue that’s chaffed.
As hopeful gays flee,
For the right just to be,
Have they ironically created a draft?
There’s an argument over your milk!
Could it be poisoned by terrorist ilk?
As the government bums,
Try to stifle forums,
Is it going to be safe to drink silk?
Seems the Bushies aren’t funding our vets,
VA facilities without safety nets,
Down $2.1 billion,
For the one-in-a-million,
They advocate to eliminate epaulets.
A year since the transfer of powers,
But the average Iraqi still cowers.
Yet Bush and his crew,
Simply toot their kazoo,
They still think they’ll be throwing us flowers.
Duude. These make my day!
your creativity just blows me away, I have to work to think up the few I have submitted, thanks for all your glorious Limericks at the expense of our “Oh great leader and his criminal gang”
Ole Bushi he made up that horrible speech,
It indeed was like finger nails on a blackboard screech,
He wailed and he cried, this is are only course,
Could it be that he did not see this was fact a dead horse,
Oh my I wonder if he really realizes that he is a leech..
I simply could not sit and watch
Since I knew that the job would be botched
Logged into my blog
And petted my dog
And enjoyed post-speech snark with my scotch.
They say that this guy speaks for us
But he really speaks for those like rush
An arrogant ass
with zero for class
As a citizen, it makes me blush.
Excellent! LOL at the first one.
Ole Bushie is in with a moronic lot
He is more suitable to being a sot
He is demanding that we stay the course
So more money can be made by corporate whores
We may soon run out of all the money we got.
this could be habit forming…
bood, the kazoo one is especially fine!
To give thanks to god he did hurry
After Scrushy was spared by the jury
If his knowledge was none, he
Ain’t worth all that money
The CEO’s value is blurry
We won’t yield to any insurgent
To stay the course Bush says is urgent
For the lies and dead forces
the proper recourse is
To wash out his mouth with detergent
Have I just found limerick heaven or limerick hell?
and it’s almost July….I guess I’m hell.
Oops, freudian slip there……I guess I’m IN hell.
You can get them from Victoria’s Secret… evening gowns that your mother would be proud to wear… keeps hot summer nights from getting too hot…