The White House today remains mum;
Overdosed on Afghan opium?
No daisies or lillies,
For these Capitol Hillbillies,
Their funeral? A solitary blossum…
(four more after the fold)
Israelis, maintaining their tack,
Continue the Gaza pull-back.
Could their withdrawal under fire,
And attempts to retire,
Portend coming years in Iraq?
Has Hollywood ended its slump,
Receipts climbing out of dump?
It seems Willy Wonker’s
Been driving them bonkers,
Giving profits a small oompa-lump…
The investigation’s now focused on Scooter
With Ken Mehlman attempting to neuter.
But pursuit of old Libby,
Is proceeding quite shibby,
Giving Mehlman a kick in the pooter.
Immigrants were saved on Wednesday.
`Twas a cell phone that saved the hombres!
Never lost their horizon,
Maybe thanks to Verizon,
And “¿puede usted ahora oírme?”
