Here’s my little effort at attempting to keep turd blossum in the news and thumb my nose at V’s supreme distraction.( I think I’m going to start referring to him this way instead of W since his ratings have dropped below 50% and he’s now officially half the leader that he thought he was… plus, there’s a nice tie in to that SciFi mini-series!)
With apologies to Marvin Gaye, here’s Karl and the guys with their version of “Heard it through the Grapevine”…
(after the fold so as not to bump diaries)
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We Heard it through the Grapevine
with apologies to Marvin Gaye
Ooh, bet you’re wonderin’ just who knew,
`Bout that Ms Plame that we tried to screw.
Wilson’s the guy, that filthy whore,
Outed us guys,
Tryin’ to start a war.
From our lies we will never stray,
Ask about it, we’re just gonna sa-ay,
Don’t you know that…
(Chorus:)
We heard it through the grapevine,
Nobody gotta do no hard time.
Oh we heard it through the grapevine,
Valerie’s out, but can you prove a crime.
Funny, funny, yeah!
(heard it through the grapevine, there will be no resignations… yeah… yeah…)
We know that a man ain’t supposed to lie,
Almost two years that we got a slide.
Losin’ it now could end the spree,
Causin’ a scene if we cop a plea.
He never sold Plame out himself,
Wasn’t Scooter Libbey, or nobody else.
Instead…
(Chorus)
(heard it through the grapevine, there’s no treason just sensation… yeah… yeah…)
You can say we deceive, laugh at what you see,
None of us guys ever shed a tear.
We can’t take prison abuse,
Havin’ some screw wanna call us dear.
Ya’ better plan to let us go,
We do time, so will other mofo’s.
Don’t you know…
(Chorus)
(heard it through the grapevine, it’s reporter fascination… yeah… yeah…)
(heard it through the grapevine, see my phony indignation… yeah… yeah…)
