Niger is the scene of heartbreak,
With US silence in starvation’s wake.
Care to hazard a bet,
Like Marie Antoinette,
Bush will ironically send them Yellow Cake?
(four more after the fold)
Seems Discovery’s been given the go,
With the fuel sensor problem in tow.
Will this stubborn anomaly,
Lead to a new homily?
NASA’s answer is `God only knows…’
“Hey Andy, thought I’d give you heads up,
`bout that Plame/Joseph Wilson hook-up.
You’ve got `til the morning,
`Til my formal warning,
To get all the staff’s records cleaned up.”
London aims for the head not the chest,
In an attempt to put terror to rest.
While US license to hunt,
A pseudo-humorous affront,
To liberals, puts democracy to test.
“Wedding Crashers” has caused venting of spleen.
The controversy’s a “purple heart” scene.
A new bill’s on the way,
But will hypocrisy defray,
Prosecuting GOP band-aid routines?