Old Rummy is squinting through glasses,
As he appeals to the Iraqi masses,
`You must not redefine,
Your constitution deadline!’
With screen door bearing down on his asses…
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Karl Rove, Valerie Plame, just ignore it…
The quagmire in Iraq can’t deplore it…
Bush enjoy’s a reprieve,
Plots more ways to deceive,
`Cause Discovery’s made it to orbit!
Gotta ask,”Is this guy really bonzo?”
Or maybe, “How could he respond so?”
This Republican tool,
He’s above all the rules,
Will there never be “Bedtime for Gonzo?
Bush addresses the Scout Jamboree,
In the wake of a real tragedy,
It’s a shame that he went,
After they pitched the tent,
Alas, where’s that Rove strategy?
(Just “blackened humor” there, agent Mike.)
In Alabama they picked up a nude,
Looking for Gump, as he stewed.
Obsessed and undressed,
Seems he’d really suppressed,
That Gump’s in the WHITE HOUSE, there dude!