Not that kind of jiggelo, silly!
This kind of jiggelo!
Synchronicity
(Think of it as a semi-solid variation on a tequila sunrise!)
Bottom Layer
1 (3 oz.) package raspberry gelatin
1 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup berry vodka
Top Layer
1 (3 oz.) package lemon gelatin
1 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup citron vodka
Middle Layer
1 cup tequila
Makes 40 Jiggelos
Prepare Bottom Layer
Place the gelatin in a heat resistant-bowl. Bring the water to a boil. Pour the water over the gelatin, stirring until dissolved. Add the berry vodka, mixing well. Fill 40 disposable 1-oz. cups half full. Chill in the refrigerator for 1 hour, then proceed with the top layer.
Prepare Top Layer
Follow directions for Bottom Layer substituting lemon gelatin for raspberry gelatin and citron vodka for berry vodka. Let the mixture chill in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.
Prepare Middle Layer and Final Assembly
Remove half-full Jiggelos and the top layer mixture from the refrigerator. Pour 1 teaspoon tequila over the bottom layer in each cup. Slowly fill the cups with the top layer mixture. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours before serving.
Of course, I would be remiss if I didn’t go over all of the techniques for imbibing jiggelos, as well as their nonverbal implications!
Note: Tighty whities.
The Implement Rimmer: Insert an implement, such as a toothpick, pretzel stick, or table knife between the jiggelo and the cup. Move the implement around the side of the gelatin, separating it from the container. Squeeeze the bottom of the cup and slurp the jiggelo into your mouth.
Note: Method of the fastidious and accommodating.
The Squeezer: Squeeze the bottom of the jiggelo container, forcing the contents to break up and mound outward, thus enabling sucking and slurping into the mouth.
Note: Technique of the self-conscious and tentative.
The Finger Rimmer: Same as the Implement Rimmer except using an extended finger.
Note: Those who lick or suck their finger after rimming are hotties.
The Tongue Rimmer: Same as above, but use your extended tongue rather than a finger.
Note: Tongue Rimmers are the last to be voted off the island.
The Ripper: If container permits, rip it away from the shot, eviscerating the container and bare-handedly devouring the jiggelo.
Note: Seduction is note in Ripper’s vocabulary; immediate gratification is.
And for those of you who weren’t around in April, here’s a blast from the past:
One of my favorite Booman diaries from this spring.
So pull up a chair, take the poll, and may the 4s be with you!