Ohio is amazingly split,
In the race between Hackett and Schmidt
The choice is quite clear,
A Corps leader; austere,
Or a far-right-wing-freeper-ish twit…
(four more after the fold)
He’s stood up to Dubulya, this Frist!
On stem cells, he’s raised up a fist!
It’s going to be neato,
Dub threatens to veto…
Who’s politically slitting whose wrist?
“Bolton gave an `inaccurate answer'”,
Per McCormack, State Department romancer.
This parsing of lies,
Has begun to draw flies,
With the Bushies eaten up with this cancer.
A third of American troops,
On the verge of becoming “Fruit Loops”.
They return as a shell,
DOD says “All’s well!”
It’s a disgrace that they’re treated like dupes.
The IRA’s laid down their arms,
Beating swords into plowshares for farms.
Let’s hope it will last,
This peace in Belfast,
With all kids safe to eat Lucky Charms…
