Snuppy’s news from Korea, the little kewpie!
With his name as a play on Schultz’ Snoopy.
If this is just a prologue,
For more copies of dogs,
`Twould be better if they’d named the pup Dupe-ie.
(four more after the fold)
Mauritania has just suffered a coup,
`Twas not bloody, and felt long overdue.
The air will now freshen,
Free of Taya’s suppression,
With Bush facing a new crude oil screw.
Martha Stewart got extended parole,
Stepped outside of her mansion-fishbowl.
Just did some four-wheelin’,
And found some Yoga appealin’.
If you must lie, best be inside the Bush fold.
Sony must pay for their fake David Manning,
Reimburse for their box office fanning.
They were successfully sued,
For the BS they spewed,
Now how’s this different from Bush media canning?!?
Taking credit for all, it would seem,
Is the disturbing Presidential Prayer Team.
Claiming answered demands,
With their sleight of clasped hands,
They’re an intelligent designer’s wet dream…