I have been touched by His noodly appendage.
First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Reverend and webmaster Bobby Henderson of the First United Church of the FSM intends to sue the State of Kansas if the school board there requires science curricula to include intelligent design (lower case mine).
He will request the court to direct Kansas schools to include the creation story of the FSM because it is as valid as any. He’s had some e-mails from some interested lawyers, too.
As a new acolyte I wrote him a fan e-mail and he wrote back that he is doing the paperwork to become a legal church, which I suppose he would need to be to file suit and collect tax-deductible donations (hint, hint).
Church adherents wear “full pirate regalia” (from my readings of the sacred digital writings of the believers there is some confusion as to whether or not that includes a parrot–but an eye patch for sure). There has already been a schism: some insist that the creator is actually made of fettuccine alfredo. They are a small faction, but they’re active.
Most, though, believe that the SFM is spaghetti with marinara and meatballs, perhaps looking something like this (turn up your sound):
If you feel like something’s been missing in your life, consider what the Church of the SFM has to offer.
(This site has been around a month or two, but I saw it for the first time today–did Boo searches and nothing came up, so forgive me if I repeat a diary. Let me know; I will delete. Links tested; spell-check run… here goes.)