I have been touched by His noodly appendage.
First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Reverend and webmaster Bobby Henderson of the First United Church of the FSM intends to sue the State of Kansas if the school board there requires science curricula to include intelligent design (lower case mine).
He will request the court to direct Kansas schools to include the creation story of the FSM because it is as valid as any. He’s had some e-mails from some interested lawyers, too.
As a new acolyte I wrote him a fan e-mail and he wrote back that he is doing the paperwork to become a legal church, which I suppose he would need to be to file suit and collect tax-deductible donations (hint, hint).
Church adherents wear “full pirate regalia” (from my readings of the sacred digital writings of the believers there is some confusion as to whether or not that includes a parrot–but an eye patch for sure). There has already been a schism: some insist that the creator is actually made of fettuccine alfredo. They are a small faction, but they’re active.
Most, though, believe that the SFM is spaghetti with marinara and meatballs, perhaps looking something like this (turn up your sound):
If you feel like something’s been missing in your life, consider what the Church of the SFM has to offer.
(This site has been around a month or two, but I saw it for the first time today–did Boo searches and nothing came up, so forgive me if I repeat a diary. Let me know; I will delete. Links tested; spell-check run… here goes.)
That is hilarious especially the painting of His Noodlyness with heavenly choir. I don’t really understand the correlation of Pirates to Global Warming so I will just have to take it on faith.
Continued readings in the holy bulletin boards might deepen your understanding.
Alas, I tried but it passeth my understanding. Graphs make me crosseyed, which is really a problem with a patch over one eye. I found out my Holy Spaghetti name though.
— Prego Lil de Tagliatelle. You can call me Prego.
librarylil–what library? I’m a librarian at Austin Public in rrrrRRRRRRED Texas.
I work in an academic library in San Francisco. There are more pirates where I work.
His Noodly Appendage understands!
I see by thy reply that you are already familiar with His Noodliness.
Indeed, His Noodliness doth bestow apon me many favors.