Dub said, “I grieve your son lost in Iraq,
But I really can’t call `em all back…
I’ve thought long and hard,
It’s kinda like playin’ cards,
We gotta bluff that twenty-two for blackjack…”
(four more after the fold)
Abramoff has been indicted for fraud,
As Democrats exclaim, “Oh my Gawd!”
As they follow the chain,
Bet Tom’s undies are stained,
If there’s murder involved, he’s declawed…
At Heathrow, British Airways appeals,
A strike has left travelers raw deals
They must now come to grips,
With eating more fish and chips,
O’er the caterers supplying during flight meals.
NARAL has stepped away from the brink,
Admitting no Roberts extremism link.
The right thing’s been done,
Let’s see how it’s spun,
How bad will the right wing’s response stink?
Two felons hopped in the hack of this cabby,
Wasn’t suspicious `til he tried to make gabby…
They tried to pass as Amway,
Without a single hurray,
The clincher was the tip, although shabby.
