The Iraqi constitutional spin,
From Condi and Bush is now in.
They’re remaining upbeat,
That a new government they’ll seat,
While insurgents make sure the fix isn’t in…

(seven more after the fold)
What a horrible way for to die,
In an airliner falling out of the sky,
But to make matters worse,
These poor souls were cursed,
With being freeze dried then stir fried…

Could Demi be having a baby?
She demures with hypothetical maybes.
They both hope that its so,
Want their family to grow,
But will Ashton see diapers as rabies?

Judge Roberts regards praying in school,
To be constitutionally cool.
Prince and Michael he dissed,
At Reagan staffers was pissed,
This from memos floating atop the cesspool.

Dick Clark wants to return to TV,
Inks a deal for his old year end spree.
With a Cheney co-host,
`Less either gives up the ghost,
It could be sponsored by “NEW! Geritol IV!”

Many infants have made the “no-fly list”
Leaving parents enraged and quasi-pissed.
If you’ll read closely at all,
This net TSA trawls,
Has age twelve for a Gitmo good-bye kiss!

The news from Tokyo isn’t great,
Around noon they had a quake undulate.
Tectonically speaking,
After the apology to Peking,
Japan’s got a lot on its plates…

The Brits have this guy in a nappy,
Surprising women seems to make him quite happy.
Is he a pervo unfazed,
Or a true psycho that’s crazed?
There’s no reports if his nappies are crappy…