Old W became over-absorbed,
With the hygiene he so much deplored.
After trying Teflon,
He consults Don’s Pentagon,
Now tools around on his new “Bidet-Board”…
(five more after the fold)
Cindy’s saga has spread o’er the world,
And this anti-war mother’s impearled.
But the incredible thing,
Causing all hearts to sing,
Is seeing Bush `round pinky finger so twirled!
Pirece Brosnan has refused to despond,
O’er this character, ’twill no longer donned.
They’d invited him again,
But negotiations caved in;
It seems that their word is THEIR Bond.
Ohio Republicans are jarred,
By the tale of their Taft rising star.
Bet you thought I would craft,
A rhyme with golf and with graft,
But without DeLay `twould just be over par.
Roberts continues to weather the squall,
Just postponing an inevitable brawl,
The ABA’s stated,
They’ll endorse him, top rated!
Who even knew he used to play basketball?
Another Beef story, kind of scary.
Has emerged from the central plains prairie.
Anthrax on the radar,
Puts the kibosh on tartar,
And steaks, medium rare-ish to rary…
