So Bush is on vacation…what else is new, he’s eclipsed the vacation record like everything else he touches. The biggest FUBAR in the world is on ‘vacation.’ His adminsitration has now sunk to below 40% approval rating…and some people say Camp Casey has had no effect??..Oh, but it has..Now for the break:
“Now is a great time for President Bush to go on vacation
because Iraq is pretty much under control. But a White House
spokesman said Bush is using his vacation to reconnect with
regular people. So you know what that means — he’s drinking
again.”
–David Letterman
“The Rolling Stones are about to go out on tour. Tickets are
$100 a piece. But the good news is — Medicare will kick in
half.”
–Jay Leno
“In a radio speech this weekend Bush said I will not be
satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a
job. Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation.”
–Conan O’Brien
“How many have seen this movie “March of The Penguins”? It’s
doing huge business. You know why they’re marching? They
can’t afford the gas.”
–Jay Leno
“I went to fill up this morning and there was a sign on the
pump, ‘We take Visa, Master Card, American Express.’ So
they took my Visa, Mastercard and my American Express!”
–Jay Leno
“So Congress is on recess and Bush is on vacation — the
town is empty. It’s so lonely in D.C. right now the NRA and
the Oil lobby are just giving money to each other.”
–Jay Leno
“Bush woke up this morning, saw his shadow and now — six more weeks of vacation.” –Jay Leno
“President Bush still having his five-week vacation. Today President Bush announced he is going to leave his ranch in Texas to visit Idaho for two days. However, Bush told his supporters, ‘Don’t worry, I won’t do any work there either.'” –Conan O’Brien
“How many of you are glad they’re writing a new constitution in Iraq? How many of you just wish they’d stop rewriting ours here at home?” –Jay Leno
“President Bush is on week three of his marathon five-week vacation. In fact, he has been gone on vacation for so long that today in Washington, a judge ruled that a young couple with two children can now legally move into the White House because it appears to have been abandoned by its previous tenants.” –Jay Leno
“President Bush is on a five-week vacation down in Crawford,
Texas, and it’s what they call a working vacation. And staff
say it is an important time because it’s time for him to kick
back. And I’m thinking, when does this guy kick forward?”
–David Letterman
“Baltimore Orioles first basemen Rafael Palmeiro has been
suspended for 10 games by Major League Baseball after test-
ing positive for steroids. He’s also a spokesperson for
Viagra. So he’s on steroids and Viagra. You know what that
means? He doesn’t need a bat anymore.”
–Jay Leno
“President Bush had breakfast with his Supreme Court nominee
John Roberts. Afterwards Bush said he’s never seen such a
qualified candidate and John Roberts said he’s never seen a
grown man eat Count Chocula.”
–Conan O’Brien
Let me know if it gave you a moment to refresh before charging on.
