Anyone ever wonder what alien meat would taste like?
Please forgive me, I have nothing important to add to any political discourse… I’m especially not as smart as the susans and petty much anyone else here =)… and, although i really wish i did, i have not been to camp casey
But I figured I should at least have one really bad diary, and since friday belongs to michelob I figured I’d sneak one past everybody.
Yet… What alien shall we grill tonight?
I mean, is this why Aliens don’t visit our planet…? Because they look down and see that humans are eating pretty much anything not-human (and some soccer teams even did that)…
I’ve eaten, snail, alligator, frogs (sorry kermit & booman logo), mahi mahi, deer meat loaf, crab cakes, cow, pickled pigs feet (a dare mind you) and even a few gnats while riding my bike….
Whats to stop me from breaking out the Lobster Bib and large kitchen wall knife and spoon to welcome some damn UFO pilots?
I mean we eat pretty much any meat on the planet, from plentiful to the whoops going extinct… We have soups made from bird’s regurgitated nests (http://chinesefood.about.com/library/bltrivia33.htm), to shark fin soup, to eating those damn cute hopping australia pikachu looking things, and probably worse…
As far as I see it we are an alien landing or crop circle mishap away from expensive alien-bbq restaurants…
How will we decide what aliens to eat? I mean, an alien is not a human right, so it’s not cannibalism. Will we only not eat the master alien race? And stick to space cows?
Even if there are space cows, they’re still aliens right? Will we not eat alien meat out of fear for some planet X mad cow? Are we going to make the choice by whatever alien matches inteligece with our own food supply?
What if space cows dominate the other end of the universe and humans are the grazing cud chomping burger meat…?
Will we partake in eating the space apes or will we try to liberate them and eat their enemies?
Are any aliens seeing these crappy BK chicken fries commercials on free tv flying out into space, wanting to eat us just to do the galaxy a favor?
What if, right now in deep space, aliens are planning to come here with spears and dreadlocks to hunt down our governors… oh, oops…
My next deep and yet bizarre question is, has anyone ever joined the 200 mile club? if not I need to hop a virgin galactic flight with a new and seriously kick ass pick up line…. we’ll make history!
I’ll shut up now.