Maybe it’s only semantics,
To me, it’s more PC antics,
“Protesters, both sides”?
Just hides the aside,
“Protest-Protester fanatics”
(Dedicated to the scan police! Now… back to the regularly scheduled meteric butchering of the limerick form!)
“Heavy Fighting Erupts in Western Iraq”
“U.S. Copter comes under attack”
Dub says “We’re much safer”
His communal Kool-Aid and wafer,
Oh for God’s sake, let’s just bring them all back!
Not much news on a breach of a levee,
If true, then it would certainly be heavy.
The “Big Easy” would drown,
In raw sewage downtown,
And coffins floating along with old Chevys.
Dub, speaking from Rancho Cucamonga,
Stresses the war in Iraq will go longa,
Cindy Sheehan will tour,
And seek to ensure,
There’s an end to this hideous Bush Conga…
Some thief has stolen Dorothy’s slippers,
In Grand Rapids, leaving quiet as the ripper.
Worth a million or more,
Bet they’re feeling cocksure,
This slipper nipper should be feeling quite chipper!