MY CAPTION: Cabinet meeting at which the fools nominated R. David Poulison — Mr. Duct Tape Himself (see Ed J’s diary) — to be the new FEMA director. (What’s YOUR caption?)
Also, by one of my favorite New Yorker writers, Jane Mayer, her new piece, “WIND ON CAPITOL HILL – HIGH STAKES“:
Among the blown-off rooftops, upended pine trees, and other detritus that Katrina scattered along the Gulf Coast were a good number of twisted and bashed-in slot machines. The store had hurled them ashore as it ripped casino barges from their moorings in Biloxi, Gulfport and Bay St. Louis.
Carol Browner was the head of the Environmental Protection Agency during the Clinton Administration, when many casinos in Mississippi were constructed. Last week, speaking from her office at the Washington consulting firm where she now works, she recalled the difficulties that her department experienced years ago when they tried to persuade legislators, including Mississippi Senator Trent Lott, that building on wetlands was environmentally risky. Developers, and the politicians who supported them, argued that gambling would attract commerce to the state.
The proposed casinos, Browner said, “were supposed to be in the water because the state didn’t want them on the solid land.” (To accommodate the moral qualms of conservative locals, the legislature relegated gambling to “navigable waters.”) She went on, “But they were huge, and they were right up against the shore. If you put structures this big into an estuary, you’re disrupting the aquatic life and changing the habitat and eradicating the wetlands, which has a huge effect on drainage. The wetlands act like a sponge in a storm. They’re an incredibly smart and helpful part of nature. But they have to be kept moist, like a sponge on your kitchen counter. If they’re dried out, and developed, they don’t work. The shoreline’s a very important buffer in a storm.”
Browner said that Lott was not alone among politicians in his disregard for the environment. “For fifty years,” she pointed out, “there’s been significant inattention to the environmental consequences of developing the wetlands.” But Lott was particularly single-minded in his support of casino development. “I had barely taken office,” Browner said, “when I discovered there was a ‘hold’ on a department nominee.” (Placing a hold, which is a common maneuver in the Senate, can keep a nominee’s name from moving forward to a vote.) “I didn’t have a clue who put the hold on the nominee. Then Trent Lott called me up and said that he had done it. He told me, ‘I figured I’d have a problem with the E.P.A. I don’t have one yet. But this is a warning to you.’ Then he lifted the hold. But the message was clear.
“A few years later, in 1997, Clinton nominated someone else to a job in the E.P.A. that needed Senate confirmation,” she recalled. Browner learned that a hold had been placed on this person, too. “It was a person who was perfectly qualified,” she said. “So the hold seemed odd.
“We called around to see what was the matter,” she went on. “And I found out that Lott had put a hold on this person. I then spoke with him about it, and he said, ‘It’s not about the nominee.’ He said, ‘It’s because I want you to fire another employee, because he’s standing in the way of wetlands permits needed for casinos.’ … Read all at The New Yorker. (Emphases mine.)
Jane Mayer has written brilliantly on Guantanamo, and other U.S.-run prisons in Afghanistan and Iraq.
But I think I could do a better job… ; )
We know you could – and you shall! 🙂
Who’s the guy on the bottom right? Rummy? He’s gained weight.
Where’s Brownie’s floating body?
lol!
Nickname: Brownie …
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo, I love you …
(adolescent brain. sorry.)
(Johnny, where ya been? Miss your levity.)
My pal Susan T in Michigan sent this today, saying it’s the best description of Mike Brown she’d read:
“He’s like the fecal version of King Midas!”
What a week of highs and lows. All I could think of watching CNN, is “those beautiful people.” The children with their soulful eyes, looking for their parents. 1700 missing children!
But the New Yorker cover, which will be archived forever, that is so good to see. Thanks Susan.
the monday night football game is starting and there isn’t a car on the street in Philadelphia.
Where’s Dennis Miller? (It’s been that long …)
He hitched his sorry ass to the neo-con wagon for awhile but the wheels are falling off that particular wagon now so he has to go find the next new thing to morph into. Loser
Not an Eagles fan are you Booman?
I’m a Giants fan, but I have to keep that very quiet down here.
Phew! Me too. Hope their first game was a taste of what’s to come, though it sucked seeing Shockey get hurt at the end. I used to live in Maryland, just outside Washington and all of my wife’s family are Redskins (hate that f’in name!) fans, so there was always this one Blue jersey in a sea of sickening burgundy and gold when we’d all get together for Giants-Skins games. I loved being an ass, sorry to admit :o) That was back when the NFC East was strong, mid to late 80’s.
Actually, captions:
The Bush Administration, at long last drowning in their own hogwash and bullshit.
or
After 5 years of pretending all is well, the White House Spin Alley Levy is finally breached by the rivers of truth, flooding the Oval Office with the reality of their failed policies.
Funny…
This is awfully reminiscent of a once-famous cartoon by Herblock (renowned political cartoonist at the WaPo), done shortly before Nixon’s resignation, showing Nixon desperately clinging to a floating desk in the Oval Office as the floodwaters pour in.
Anybody else remember it?
I betcha somebody at The New Yorker does.
I admit it, I stole it from here.
I was hoping someone would do this!
Me, I’ve never gone through the machinations of arranging to post images on blogs. Doing this along with finding a copy of the cartoon would’ve taken hours.
Drowning government in a bathtub.
Did anyone here catch this little ditty. Bush says today when asked about Brownie’s resignation, “I wasn’t aware…er you know more than I do.” The, an hour later the headlines online are “Bush appoints new Fema Head”. WOW! That was fast. Didn’t know shit and then he’s got his duct tape/plastic sheeting guy leading the pack. Talk about the blind leading the blind!
he added: I’ve been working, too!
Staying uninformed is hard work.
That’s so funny.
The wrath of voodoo falls on the House of Bush.
I see an inspiration for Bood Abides.
Quick, throw them an anvil!!!
Quick! Gimme five!
Hmmm … just noticed the lamp in the water.
Wonder if that’s what happened to the electricity in L.A. today … bicoastal Brown-out.
…with one stone on the Gulf Coast. Got those abortion clinics and wiped out all those gambling dens. If Lott hadn’t been so favorable to those casinos, God (who, as everyone knows, is a Confederate) wouldn’t have trashed the Senator’s house.
Well sure- after all we all need some backsliders- so they can REPENT!
Drip. Drip. Drip.
I live for Tuesday, when the new issue hits my mailbox.
And, as we all know, The New Yorker doesn’t do captions…