Bush addresses a nation that’s hurtin’
He’ll insist there’ll be no more desertin’,
As Americans we must,
In God and Him, put our trust,
And, of course, good ol’ Halliburton…
(Seven more after the fold!)
He is stealthy, this candidate, Judge John,
Seems headed for successful denouement,
Will it be “Here come da’ judge…”
After a few days of fudge,
And a lifetime career for da’ new mon?
Ray Nagin says a new city’s emerged,
And that crime, as they have known it’s been purged,
A re-opened French Quarter,
With no more cocaine snorters.
Ironic this place was never submerged…
The Catholic Church, on board with Gay bashing,
Will dismiss priests with more than tongue lashings,
They’ll just give Gay priests the axe,
Ignoring pedophile facts,
And pray more suits don’t send them all crashing…
Are women more bisexually free?
Survey says yes from the old CDC.
It says almost twelve percent,
College aged experiment,
Politicians: Your constituency…
Are we onboard with the avian flu?
Will $100 million treat me and you?
All their math presupposes,
These are adequate doses,
If not, then we’ll be definitely screwed…
Ophelia’s now soaking NC,
Will Bush heed the Governor’s plea?
If it should arise,
Just don’t be surprised,
That Democrats Bush doesn’t see…
This update on the blackmailing of tits:
Rutter, gets over three years at the Ritz.
Diaz, not at the hearing,
Owned the breasts he was smearing,
Will this curtail her revealing outfits?