Ductape Testimonials

I love Ductape. He’s as articulate on gardens and cuisine as he is on current events and world history. His diary on the Indiana Taliban is currently the most linked post in the blogosphere. Ductape can be infuriating with his relentless on-focus criticism of America, and Americans. I once called him a gadfly. But as a great admirer of Socrates, that is a compliment. Yes, Ductape, as loveable as he is, has many detractors. Fortunately, he likes to collect his critic’s most savory ripostes.

Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum. Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa’s weblog.
RedTard- blogcritics.org

IMO – terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who should be put in a cage on gitmo
Skinner- conservativeunderground.com

My favorite…”In Defense of Holocaust Deniers”
drdon326- democraticunderground.com

I always thought that “The Enemy Within” was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
limewireayane -peopleforchange.net

ductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole.
windansea- conservativeunderground.com

Tells you something about this asshole doesn’t it. He’s really serious.
GabysPoppy- conservativeunderground.com

Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too.
J97- conservativeunderground.com

A terrorist with a sense of humor!
Nephilim- conservativeunderground.com

He ain’t nuthin’ but shit.
Jim Sagle- democraticunderground.com

You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us “benighted sheeple.”
hamletta- dailykos.com

Untruthful, damaging bullshit.
John Locke- democraticunderground.com

no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh.
space- dailykos.com

a turd in the punchbowl…if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
nothingshocksmeanymore- democraticunderground.com

A compost pile of fecundity.
Feanor- dailykos.com

despicable and literally mentally ill.
Addison- dailykos.com

Out of gratitude to Ductape for gracing Booman Tribune I thought I’d give everyone a chance to write their own testimonial to Ducky (as Susan likes to call him).

I suppose you can show him some genuine appreciation or you can offer your best immitation of what a close-minded impatient ‘crusading’ American might say. Either way, I’m glad Ducky is around to make me think twice about my assumptions and to offer his unique and wise insights on all facets of life.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.