First diary… I think – bear with me anyhow on the kitsch but I’m in too good a mood to skip the song and dance….

Yankee Doodle Dandy
(reprised by me for 2005)

Rove’s about to be indicted
for jeopardizing our country
The great disgrace to dear old Uncle Sam
has stunk up the whole GOP

Ohhhhh

The Scoots has a co-indictee sweetheart
she’s his press pooch squeaky toy – hey!
Pat Fitzgerald came to DC
just to bust these phonies
Say, he’s the new Yankee Doodle Boy!

[CHORUS]
He’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
a Yankee Doodle, do or die.
A real live nephew of his Uncle Sam,
born on the 4th of July.

They all had the back alley streetsmarts,
but Judy’s no good at playing coy, Oh!

Yankee doodle came to town
to rope-a-dope the cronies. He is our Yankee Doodle boy!

[CHORUS]
Fitz is a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
a Yankee Doodle, do or die.
A real live nephew of his Uncle Sam,
born on the 4th of July. [Repeat to fade…]

Yeah, yeah it’s wayyyy too early to celebrate and launch into hero worship, but the momentum’s building. (Be sure to check that Huff Post link for breaking news on the VP). Can I get a “Yahoo!” or maybe a “Howdy, Inmate Cheney”? Now, where’d that unindicted co-conspirator get to? Checkin’ out the archives at the Nixon library, is he? Go ahead and run G Dub, the slime is coming home to roost….

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