Tonight — at 10pm ET — the politics- and news-charged satirical cartoon, “South Park,” begins its ninth season of, as Yahoo TV guide puts it innocently enough, “The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colorado.”
Along with the happy news that Comedy Central plans to carry its top-rated show “into infinity,” the New York Times offers up a tribute to tonight’s premiere and its creators. Oh, and that “into infinity” phrase is not a quote from a CC executive; that’s the Times’s description of the show’s possible longevity.
“Mr. Stone and Mr. Parker bristle … ‘Now it’s like, ‘What’s “South Park” going to do this week about Hurricane Katrina?” Mr. Stone said. ‘I don’t know what we’re going to do. …’ (They may complain, but they can’t help themselves: on tonight’s episode, a beaver dam breaks, causing a flood in a neighboring town. Assigning blame becomes the top priority.)”
Who’s your favorite character?
Cartman rules. Who’s your favorite Susan?
SCREW YOU, Salunga! I’m going HOME!
I hate you so much, Susan.
Mo-uuuuuuuuummmmmm!
(Why?)
*cartman bets kyle he can shove food up his ass and crap it out his mouth
(all the kids at school watch cartman bent over a toilet)
KYLE “hurry up fat ass”
CARTMAN “im trying already god dammit!”
(Clyde walks in)
CLYDE “hey whats goin on?”
KYLE “cartmans trying to crap out his mouth”
CLYDE “oh”
(clyde walks out)
CARTMAN “turn around i cant do it with people watching”
KYLE “screw u fatass then you’ll just crap out your ass and say u crapped out your mouth”
CARTMAN “do u really think i would do that kyle?! *pause* god dammit i hate you so much kyle”
(cartman starts to gag…gags a little harder…solid log of poop comes out of cartmans mouth…cartman stares in amazement)
KYLE “get the fuck outta here!!!!” (stunned)
CARTMAN “YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Good god. I missed that episode. Our boys enjoy scatalogical humor as much as Al Franken and his Leprechaun do.
the priests want to take the chillun on a cruise.
The parents are worried their children will be gang raped, so they ask the kids if the priests ever put anything in their asses.
The kids can’t figure out why anyone would put things in their asses. Cartman thinks if you put things in your ass they can come out your mouth… and proves it.
HAHA!
Where’s Tweak!?!?!??! –M
Aaaaaagh! Too much pressure!
. ..
AAACK!
Oh noooo … how could i forget Tweak. Sadly, I can’t edit the poll.
he’s in one of my two favorite episodes — the one with the underpants gnomes.
(my other favorite is the Rainforest Schnmainforest episode)
What famous business/economics people did i hear recently quote that episode as a great example of poor business planning?
They based tweak on me in the acid years!
YOU BASTARDS! You killed Kenny!
Comedy Central had a South Park page where you could create your own character-mine was a crazy looking woman with a cig in her mouth and a chain saw in one hand,wearing a bustier. I use it on IM sometimes- you can see it at my addy if you add me– (hint hint):)
i don’t know how to do that.
If you use MSN messenger -then all you have to do is add me at my email addy- if you use Yahoo then use shycat555
Oh yeah- you will see me as QUEEN OF SHEBA on MSN
This is a pretty lame episode…. 🙁 –M
Oh, I laughed hard and heartily! It was fun…. now about 25 minutes until the Daily Show and more laughs!
Groucho Freeh is going to be on, i think.
Timmaay, Timmaay Timmaaay!
on tv.