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Dear U.S.of A. Love-It-Or-Leave-It Crowd

This is a special memo to the “Love It Or Leave It!” pathologically patriotic Plutonians. (Plutonians, for the purpose of this memo, are those whose sense of reality is about as far out as the planet Pluto.) Take a hard look at these real problems:



Plutonians, take heed.

You’ve been fucked every which way. And all of your fucking precious tax dollars have been wasted — not by those welfare queens who don’t exist but who you love to bash — but by the federal-teat-sucking corporate cronies of Bush et al.


P.S. Not that this stuff will bother any of you because — besides being Plutonians with flag poles stickin’ out of every orifice and being out of touch with reality, you’re also incapable of real-life compassion — but here goes anyway:



Forgive the bad language. But sometimes …


And then there’s this which deserves a stand-alone bullet. The “Love It Or Leave It” types will go ga-ga over this — the same ones who called My Lai killer William Calley a hero:


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