crossposted at skippy, The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire and other fine establishments.
Dick Cheney told Faux New’s Brit Hume that shooting his close friend acquaintance was “one of the worst days” of his life.
I’m sure it was. The thought that he might — no matter how remotely — be held accountable for killing a man probably made him feel terrible.
Not for Mr. Whittington, of course, but for himself.
A dark moment indeed in the life of Dick Cheney, that momentary flash of guilt. Caused one of the worst days of his life.
Fortunately I’ve been able to ascertain through my connections at NSA what are among
Other dark days in the life of Dick Cheney:
- The day Friends went off the air.
- Hulk Hogan loses the heavyweight title to Nature Boy Ric Flair.
- Scooter Libby called before the grand jury.
- Watching George Bush’s performance in the first debate against John Kerry.
- Found out the woman he had been leering at and putting the moves on was his daughter’s girlfriend.
- Hulk Hogan joins the NWO.
- His 12th heart attack. That day really sucked.
- His wedding night with Lynne. She discovered she was more interested in writing lesbian sex scenes for her novel. He discovered she did not want to take a bath in ice-cold water and then lie on the bed perfectly still so it would be like necrophilia.
- The day his father caught him in the barn with the goat.
- The day the military refused to transfer the prisoners at Camp X-Ray to a Texas ranch for him to shoot unarmed men.
Great list, Carnacki. I must admit it gives me great pleasure to imagine the terror that big Dick must have felt at the prospect that he may have killed someone (besides a little bird,) and might have to face some consequences for his behavior.
Do we dare laugh about this shooting? After all, it’s Karl’s plan to turn it all into a joke, and we’re not supposed to make a big deal of it. Teehee, Dickie got scared.
I think one way to counteract their effort to turn it into a joke — and I think they’ve going for sympathy now and abandoned that plan but I might be wrong — is for us to beat them at it. And I doubt if No. 3 is what Karl had in mind. ;^>
The thought of Dick Cheney watching friends..LOL!
Nice list Carnacki. While I’d like to imagine Cheney as having one of the worst days of his life my cynical side has completely taken over and I think this might have been one of his most ‘annoyed’ days of his life..that he’d have to somehow deal to a certain extent with accident that disrupted his secretive life. I bet he was really pissed.
As for Whittington little press statement..one of the most puke inducing statements I’ve ever heard.
I really did used to be a rather naive Pollyanna type person but the last 5 or 6 years has certainly made me to do a 360 degree turn in the completely opposite direction.