I guess I’ll join in the hordes that are discussing the Contract of Wifely Expectations.
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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might not be a bad idea to put a warning tag along with that link Prepare to feel ill. Disgusting!!!
I hope there’s a psychiatrist up to the task, before they ever let that loony back out on the streets.
Is it me, or is the weirdest part actually the point system?
NDD and I agree: no food w/in one hour before reading. (I just had lunch, and almost lost it). I didn’t even go past the first graph.
I read snips of it as I clicked my way through all four pages, before deciding it wasn’t really the way I wanted to start my online part of the day!
It’s almost feel like I’d imagine feeling on viewing an autopsy, only this one is of the mind. It’s rare to get such a stark glimpse of insanity from anything anyone has written.
It’s beyond my comprehension that anyone could defend any aspect this loony’s behavior.
Or maybe the little pictures hand drawn at all the headings?
Or the fact that he wants her to initial each section — not each page, each section. Talk about a control freak.
Really, its hard to pick what is the weirdest part. Leaving out the actual substantive content of course.
None of the following is justification or excuse, but-
That’s a pretty standard “lifestyle” contract for the BDSM crowd- the guy probably got it off the internets. A lot of these lifestyle folks do this kind of stuff ‘consensually’- as much as anyone that twisted (or living with someone that twisted) can give effective consent.
But I’m wondering if this is a two pervert family and the wife just dumped this doc on the cops to clear herself from the kiddie porn charges- which are the REAL thing that we should be repulsed by.
See what happens when you let straight people get married?
“marriages” like this? And I truly do find it hysterically funny that they attempt to dress gay people up as the sexually deviant! Was this guy a Republican? He was a church goer so I’m just wondering if he was also Republican..not that those two go together exclusively. Is this what Anne Coulter was talking about though when she said that Liberals have joyless sex? I mean she seems to me to be some kind of super freak herself, so are Liberals not freaky enough or something?
Now that I think of it- Ann is the exact kind of girl I couldn’t take home to mother, mother being a democrat and a feminist.
But Coulter is too scary, I mean- I can sort of understand the whole ‘Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS’ thing but Ann just takes that fascist blonde thing too far.
What has amazed me is how many people there are out there on the internets just jumping up and down to defend this guy.
Really?
Wow.
I can think of any way to defend this guy. Not even remotely.
I meant ‘can’t’ think of…
It goes like this:
There are lots of women out there who would enjoy a relationship like this because it would fulfil their fantasies of being dominated. You can’t judge someone negatively just because they like it a different way than you do. For all we know it was consensual! After all, if she didn’t want that relationship, why did she marry him? They probably had a falling out and she decided to use the contract against him to get a better divorce settlement.
Yes, this does involve completely ignoring the kidnap/rape/child porn charges, as well as the fact that she never agreed to the contract AND he presented it to her AFTER they got married.
I need to go scrub my brain.
There are men of color just like this, too. What Alice Walker talked about was just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
Any woman who puts up with this shit is going to end up dead. I urge anyone knowing anything about the violent lives of these pater familias help their wives/children/relatives get to safety and get the idiot in stir.
Judge better not let this fool go or let him escape. Because he’ll make a beeline for the wife and children and kill them all before turning the gun on himself.
I see the guy wanted her to walk around half naked and wear thongs for his edification and be ‘ready’ all the time. Dude has been inhaling way too many porn films. It’s fantasy 24 hours a day. And he has support around the country?
No wonder we can’t wrest the nation from Bush, because he and they are tripping big time.
I can understand how conservative religious men who think women should be submissive and obedient might be inclined to support him, until they actually read all of the kinky things he wants his wife to submit to. I assume the blowjobs-are-the-root-of-all-evil crowd wouldn’t be fond of his desire to be pleasured orally with regularity, along with a host of other things. Unless they’re hypocritical assholes, and that couldn’t be true. Speaking of which, I’m off to check Powerline to see if they have weighed in.
I am warning you, you will want to scrub your brain after.
Comment at Pandagon
Comment 2 at Pandagon
Comment at Pandagon explaining the defenses
(Most of the Pandagon commenters are quite sane, actually – here’s where it gets gross…)
Comments at Metafilter
Just scroll down to orthogonality and you’re off…
Just for fun, some samples.
More…
See comments to this post at Echidne of the Snakes
…especially the first one:
and the one that begins thus and rambles on:
I’d dig up more but I have to get some work done. 🙂
What has amazed me is how many people there are out there on the internets just jumping up and down to defend this guy.
It no longer amazes me because I’ve read them defending Jack Ryan trying to force his (then) wife to engage in exhibitionist sex, Arnold’s extracurricular activities, men who impregnate 13 year old girls who then end up pregnant, Howard Stern—Democratic Party Spokesman and, of course, there’s the pie wars. Oh and rape. I read one guy on DK who felt that women’s attitudes towards rape (which are, admit, almost uniformly negative) were a consequence of the Victorian era and conditioning which women really should overcome. That was when they were defending Kobe Bryant. So, no, I’m not surprised at all.
From Joe Conason in Salon.com
Go get em!
The best punishment for this depraved piece of shit, short of blowing his balls off, is to release him, unprotected into the general prison population and let him adjust to those rules.
You are now officially pardoned.
Thank you :o)
This guy has been watching far too much porn. He needs to get out and interact with real people in the real world. What a monomaniac. The thing that is most disturbing is that there are probably more than a few like this out there who would be ready and willing to sign up for the Stepford Wife-Impovement Program.
Do you suppose the Promise Keepers have a similar “contract” for their wives?
Believe it or not my best friend is a Promise Keeper
(as super tip toes out on the creaking limb)
His relationship with his wife is completely equal as far as I can tell. I’m friends with his wife too and have seen nothing that would make me think she is, or is expected to be subservient to him. It’s possible that he would be kicked out of the Promise Keepers if they found out about him since I’m not sure what their manifesto states.
Well, here is what NOW has to say about the Pks:
http://www.now.org/issues/right/promise/mythfact.html
But most of what I know of this movement has to do with a fellow I used to work with who was a PK. He was simply one of the most arrogant, insufferable people I have ever met — always looking for ways to be in a position of dominance over others. King of the castle, king of the office. Did it all with a quiet voice and smug smile too, to try and give the impression of humility. Blech, so glad I got out of there before he did actually get promoted to a position of authority over others.
Here’s the thing for me.
I don’t agree with 75 percent of his view of the world but he’s a gentle and genuine man. He loves his family and would do anything for them. He’s also very giving to others. What I like most of all about him is that he and I can sit and caringly debate each others view points. If he were a dominating, ironfisted, traditionalist believe me we wouldn’t be friends. He’s also deeply religeious. Born again after surviving a near fatal car accident.
He must be confused as to his membership in that group because none of it sounds like him. He just told me once that he went to DC with them.
Either way, he’s a good man and a good friend. Two things that are becoming more rare every day.
I’m sure your friend is as you say. There are always exceptions to any group.
Here’s where I confess that my husband used to be a member of Promise Keepers, and he too went to Washington with them in 98 or 99…a couple of years before we met. Here’s also where I point out the supreme irony of meeting him when we were both still married to other people and he was wearing a Promise Keepers shirt. He too was under the impression it was merely a religious movement which called on men to be more godly and respectful of women. Even so, it was probably a poor choice of clothing to cheat in.
I think it has a kind of poetic power. It makes a statement.
In this case the statement was: “My wife packed my suitcase.”
something inanimate. He could think of it as no human woman being worthy.
Then he could avoid all that nasty hair and such …
Shoot! I was expecting a story about things women expect from husbands.
This isn’t news – I need more details to believe that anybody dared to actually write it down. How sad.
it would be interesting to compare what a psycho woman might draw up as her own master plan and point system for total devotion.
It wouldn’t involve sex, it would involve chores.
So, something like:
You will mow the lawn every Saturday starting at 10am and you will mow it to an exact height if 2 and one quarter inches, making sure to sharpen the blades every fourth Saturday, and to dispose of the cuttings in an industrial strength black Hefty bag on the street, at the curb, before setting the weedwacker to ‘high’ and doing the trim on the driveway and walkway. Followed by a thorough job of leafblowing to assure no single blade of grass is extant on any paved surface. All of this is to be accomplisted by 2pm. Points: 3
It would be better if you were naked when you did it.
Hey…you stole my idea! And you type faster!
I had practice last night
I understand that he prefers to be seen in boxers.
Preferences didn’t play a part. Cognisence didn’t play a part for that matter.
You just need to specify what clothing options (if any) are allowed…
A pink pantsuit perhaps.
I have a sneaking suspicion that mowing the lawn wouldn’t be tops on the list.
I wonder what anna in philly would have to say…
WWAS? She’d say “edible panties taste like crack.”
Washing my back.
Heavy lifting.
Yall know the drill.
Done well, you get a great meal every week.
was that supposed to be ‘watching your back’?
I’ll tell you what. I need someone to put some damn lotion on my back. I am so dry. It’s making me nuts.
That is the single biggest reason to hook up with someone. About all you can do is smear lotion on the shower wall and rub up against it.
okay, I will be in the shower for the next few minutes. BRB.
Remove those errant backhairs while you’re at it.
you got that right the first time.
Shower/bath brushes don’t seem to do the job right.
Now, if you go and get a massage once a month, that could take care of that ashy problem.
Yall who are black know what I mean regarding ‘ash.’ 😉
I’ll have to talk to PayPal about establishing the BooMan Ashy Back Defense Fund 🙂
$75.00 for an hour of nonsexual full body smoothing per month.
nah. not right now. But I am seriously considering a one-time thing. I can get 60 minutes for $60 bucks.
Based on my observations last night, I’m pretty sure you can convince supersoling to rub lotion on you
Mary?
I thought you said i was pardoned.
You know as well as I that I was just as shocked as anyone when that tragic event occured.
“Object boy” is starting to take on a whole new meaning for me around here ;oP
You are pardoned. Doesn’t change the facts. You guys were pretty obsessed with the lotion for a while. Street Kid can confirm.
it wasn’t super’s fault, he just got their first so I asked him where’s the lotion at?
He didn’t know, so I had to bring it up again.
It’s that shifty lawyer talk.
You rang?
uh huh
She can confirm that Booman asked me for lotion. As if I HAD lotion :o)
Maybe I need to talk to refinish about my conflicting feelings here :o)
Maybe its your love of pink
Doesn’t every straight man love pink?
Now I’m leaving before this front page thread goes up in flames too :o)
Don’t blame me; it was BooMan who brought up the lotion
Exactly. Case closed.
Please pay super’s court costs forthwith.
Well, who started the orgy? And why were they hiding the accouterments?
Yeah, and who’s fingers were fast enough to keep 6-7 men entertained for hours? ;oP
It really DOESN’T say much for you guys does it?
I can’t speak for Booman but what it says about me is that I have good eye and that I’m patient.
LOL
If there was an orgy it must have happened off screen when you left with the lotion and oil.
(The one in the other cafe doesn’t count — neither of you were there.)
We need to put in how he is expected to kill any and all crawling or flying insects inside the house without screaming like a little girl.
He is expected to remove any and all errant hairs from chest, ears, back and shoulders. He is to pull his pants up no further than his belly button for any reason whatsoever. He is to refrain from farting while we are sharing enclosed spaces, including but not limited to the bedroom, kitchen, car, or checkout line at the grocery store.
You’ve given this a lot of thought.
I’m concerned about you.
You’re a lawyer, can you write this up for me?
I would, but I can’t draw worth a damn and clearly this kind of contract needs little handdrawn pictures in order to be remotely enforceable and then only if you find a judge who is into handdrawn pornography.
Sorry.
That’s okay – I have other ways of enforcing my little rules.
and shoe shopping.
<ducks>
Shoe shopping would be worth bonus points.
Ha! Am I the only woman in the western world who hates shoe shopping? A pair of boots in winter, a pair of sandals in summer and a pair of comfy shoes to dance in. Never got into the shoe thing, though I could spend hours watching those inane HGTV decorators going on about making colors “pop” etc — very bad, I know.
In MY contract he would do the shoe shopping for me and I would stay home.
Mary you are a hard hearted woman. But I can still think of something worst for a man to go to the store to get for his wife.
OK as long as we’re living MY cruel fantasy. He would do ALL shopping and I would stay home.
Now that’s the Mary I know :).
to eroticism and obsession.
No matter how high the heel, the price has got to be right.
I am the Anti-Imelda…
…because what they do and what the control freaks want are almost in the same aisle at Target.
My man’s nekkidness would have to be mine and mine alone, so having him cut grass while slapping at flies and mosquitoes or take out the garbage and the recyclables in the altogether is too much for public consumption.
I remember interviewing some scriptwriter one time and his wife would call every half hour wondering what the fuck we were doing–and no we weren’t doing that…she didn’t trust him or me apparently. Jeez. I do believe in checking in with each other on long trips…but this was in the same city, have mercy.
I cannot comment now, as my husband is running the vacuum and getting ready to mop the floors. No, he isn’t naked, but planning to leave me alone for up to a week. I will permit him to become naked soon.
Alone unless you count dogs and cats, and my mother who thinks she should keep me company. This should be quite a week. Have pity if I seem more psychotic than usual.
Who wants to see my contract?
local paper and wondered why I haven’t heard or seen anything about it. So I googled and the only reference I found was in the Hindustan Times:
Apparently, desperation has forced the threats and arm twisting out of the back rooms and into the light of day.
I saw that last night at Antiwar.com.
Strikes me as a little hypocritical to ask for non-sectarian govt. in Iraq when our own is fundamentalist.
it sure takes a lot of recommendations to get on the rec list at the orange place these days. I remember when a screen’s worth of them would put you up top.
Now, at this time of day it takes nearly two screenfuls worth.
It’s a relative, I guess.
BTW folks, if you’ve got a few moments and can spend a small amount of money on some phone calls, you may want to consider adding you voice to the protet going on in California over Diebold. Here’s teh message from Black Box voting, with contact phone numbers at the bottom:
Please take action and forward to your contacts.
This has national implications. For the first time ever, we have the
opportunity to subpoena key voting industry witnesses to get them
under oath in front of a senate hearing to investigate what the Sam Hill
they were doing when they created and recommended tamper-friendly
voting systems.
We’re sure by now you’re aware that Calif. did an about face and
certified Diebold’s entire line of products — hackable touch screens,
hackable optical scanners, and extremely hackable GEMS tabulators
— despite 100% public opposition and numerous attacks proving the
sytems’ fatal flaws and insecurities.
But this isn’t just California. Get these people under oath in California,
and you get them questioned for the whole nation.
Everything is at stake.
We are putting some very important phone numbers and emails here
along with simple instructions for what we all need to do.
We have everything to lose if we don’t all take a few simple steps
immediately. EVERY STATE is experiencing issues with secret, privatized
voting equipment examined by mysterious private contractors who won’t
answer any questions at all about what they do.
Here is the most efficient, easiest strategy to counteract shoving illegal
and insecure systems that we never asked for down our throats. This
action is the culmination of years of hard-core work by Black Box Voting
and others. JUST DO IT.
Here are the simple, painless suggestions. See below for why they are
so important.
This comes down to only FIVE emails, FIVE faxes, FIVE calls.
Do you have one good excuse for not being able to make five contacts?
On second thought– don’t think one up. Just do it, please.
Remember; your tax dollars are paying not only for this equipment,
but for the voting machine examiners who refused to answer any
questions in last week’s Calif. Senate Elections Committee hearing.
WHAT’S DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS CALL TO ACTION:
We believe grass roots calls to action lose their punch when overused.
We have waited until now because, like the Black Box Voting Hursti
project, we know THIS effort is highly strategic and can create real
change, quickly.
WHO TO CONTACT:
California Senate Rules Committee. Only they have the power to
authorize subpoenas.
WHY DO WE NEED SUBPOENAS?
Key voting industry witnesses, including all federal testing lab personnel,
chickened out of Calif. Senate Election Committee’s Feb. 16 hearing on how
this stuff got certified in the first place. They don’t want to answer questions.
Subpoenas will legally compel them to show up so they can be questioned
under oath. Black Box Voting believes that perjury will follow. A plan is
in the wings for what to do if/when key witnesses perjure themselves.
By the way, documents can also be subpoenad – like the NONDISCLOSURE
AGREEMENTS signed by voting system examiners, which reportedly have
prevented them from telling what they know. And like the documents
requested under Calif. public record law by the Senate Elections Committee
which the current secretary of state — in violation of the law — has failed
to answer or provide.
HERE IS THE CONTACT LIST FOR THE FIVE RULES COMMITTEE MEMBERS:
Urge support for subpoenas of election industry and certification insiders.
(Among those who chickened out of testimony on Feb. 16: Diebold, ES&S,
Sequoia and Hart Intercivic; Ciber labs, Wyle labs, and voting system
examiners).
IT’S ONLY 5 EMAILS/FAXES/CALLS. MAKE THEM ALL.
Senator Don Perata (Chair) D
(916) 651-4009
District office (510) 286-1333
Senator.Perata@sen.ca.gov
Fax (510) 286-3885 Perata
Senator Jim Battin (Vice-Chair) R
(916) 651-4037
Jim.Battin@sen.ca.gov
Fax: (951) 653-9524 Battin
Senator Roy Ashburn R
(916) 651-4018
senator.ashburn@sen.ca.gov
Fax: (661) 323-0446 Ashburn
Senator Debra Bowen D – She is on the rules committee and
is also the chairperson of the Senate Elections Committee.
EMAIL ONLY
Debra@debrabowen.com –
(Ms. Bowen is mounting this case and will be busy preparing,
emails are welcomed– See below*)
Fax (310) 318-6733 Bowen
Senator Gilbert Cedillo D
(916) 651-4022
Fax (916) 327-8817 Cedillo
This is about volume of calls logged, emails sent.
Make the contacts and make sure this goes out to your list.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT TO SAY:
Be concise, be polite, be professional. Here’s your message:
You want Rules Committee support for subpoenas of election
industry and certification insiders to answer the Elections Committee’s
questions about voting machine programming, examination and certification.
A sample letter is provided below in this email.
That’s it. Short and simple. Polite, professional, firm. Short clear message.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHO ARE THE KEY WITNESSES?
Diebold head programmers, federal testing labs (Ciber, Wyle) that
repeatedly certified flawed systems, voting system examiners who
took taxpayer money, spent hours on so-called “security exams” on
systems a 12-year old can hack, repeatedly recommending for
certification.
BACKGROUND
The Calif. Secretary of State’s office decided to certify Diebold — again —
despite the new UC Berkeley report.
QUOTES FROM THE LATEST REPORT, COMMISSIONED BY THE STATE
OF CALIFORNIA:
“Harri Hursti’s attack does work: Mr. Hursti’s attack on the AV-OS
(Optical scanner)is definitely real. He was indeed able to change the
election results by doing nothing more than modifying the contents of a
memory card. He needed no passwords, no cryptographic keys, and no
access to any other part of the voting system, including the GEMS election
management server.”
— (Comment from Black Box Voting: Note that Diebold has lied repeatedly
to election officials and secretaries of state about this. We have videotape
and documents from Diebold documenting this posted at our Web site) —
…and:
“Interpreted code is contrary to standards: Interpreted code in general is
prohibited by the 2002 FEC Voluntary Voting System Standards, and also
by the successor standard, the EAC’s Voluntary Voting System Guidelines
due to take effect in two years. In order for the Diebold software architecture
to be in compliance, it would appear that either the AccuBasic language and
interpreter have to be removed, or the standard will have to be changed.”
— (Comment from Black Box Voting: Note that California can only run software
certified by the Federal ITA process, by state law. The “Berkeley team” is saying
flat-out that such certification was not done correctly. It follows that the entire
Diebold product line should be illegal under state law.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT KEY WITNESSES CHICKENING OUT?
The Feb. 16 California Senate Elections Committee hearing on certification
was hit with no-shows by ALL FOUR major vendors (Diebold, ES&S, Sequoia and
Hart Intercivic). Representatives from Wyle and Ciber testing labs also declined
to appear. The Secretary of State’s office is now “legally late” on a series of
public records requests made by California Elections Committee Chairperson
Debra Bowen.
Sen. Bowen has to get permission from the California Senate Rules Committee to
have subpoenas issued.
Only three of the Rules Committee Senators are needed to invoke port subpoenas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SAMPLE LETTER
Senator _,
California Senate Election Committee
Dear Senator _
__,
I urge you to take a courageous stand to issue port subpeonas to
key representatives and officials from Diebold, ES&S, Sequoia and Hart
Intercivic, as well as Wyle and Ciber Testing Labs and state voting system
examiners who fail to appear for your hearings on this matter.
I also urge you to subpoena documents as needed, including the non-
disclosure agreements signed between examiners and vendors, and
all other documents needed to assess the integrity of the certification
process.
Voters must be able to ensure that voting systems are secure from tampering,
either by outsiders or by insiders. If the citizenry cannot see for itself that
elections are secure, that our votes are being counted as we cast them, it is
only a matter of time before the very fabric of our nation is torn to pieces.
Flawed, hackable systems have been approved that violate FEC guidelines.
Some of these systems are so deeply flawed that they defy common sense.
It is imperative that the elections industry insiders who were party to the design,
examination and recommendation of these systems appear before California’s
Senate Election Committee in open hearings under oath to answer questions
and address these serious concerns.
Sincerely,
[name]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FROM CALIF. SENATE ELECTIONS COMMITTEE CHAIRPERSON BOWEN:
“We are going to need an enormous amount of people power in the next
couple of weeks. Together we can change this whole pathetic mess.
Let’s stand up for our democracy RIGHT NOW.”
“Email is great because it is easy for us to log and report — and we can
actually prove how many emails we’ve received!”
“Please email me in support of issuing subpoenas rather than calling
you will save my staff a great deal of time logging calls, and you know
what kind work we have to do right now. You can always call and
fax later!”
Debra Bowen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THANKS EVERYONE, IN ADVANCE, FOR MAKING FIVE EXTREMELY
IMPORTANT CONTACTS FOR DEMOCRACY.
Thanks to M.S. English for collaborating with Black Box Voting to craft
this message quickly and effectively. Her Web site is recommended for
those who want to get up to speed on the history of the voting machine issue:
http://www.whoscounting.net
Recommend the Chapters on “Technology” and “The Companies” as a Primer.
For more information, see the free online chapters of Black Box Voting:
Available in .pdf format on the home page at http://www.blackboxvoting.org
(scroll down, look in right hand column)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HERE ARE MORE LINKS YOU MAY FIND OF INTEREST:
Here is a copy of the Diebold GEMS program. Thirty million votes will be
counted on GEMS in the brutal battle for control of congress in 2006.
Be your own “federal testing lab” — see for yourself:
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/2197/10519.html
(Is this not ridiculous? You could teach a pigeon to hack the audit
log. Your 12-year-old sister and all her giggly friends can change
administrative passwords and election results.)
Details: The true scariness of the Herbert Thompson GEMS hack:
With Visual Basic script, a one-minute access by anyone — even
years ahead of time — can implant a trojan horse. Thompson’s
script demonstrated May 2 in Leon County, Florida was able to
make “intelligent guesses” to find names and ballot questions and
then manipulate them.
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/1954/19304.html?1140298038#POST17506
Article: Key Witnesses chickening out on hearing:
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/2197/10519.html
More extensive article on Calif. certification issues:
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/1954/19353.html
Voting system examiners blocked from telling what they know:
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/1954/17717.html
Electronic voting machines: Who cooked this turkey?
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/1954/14337.html
and be married at least once before marrying him. I would have loved to have been this guy’s wife! What a freak! Let’s see…..a bit of the sedatives that I would have been taking slipped into his meatloaf. A sleazy motel. A beautiful makeup job after he was fully shaved…..and I mean fully. A pink tutu, tied to the bed, something super large and completely lubeless “placed” in a very special place, oops….don’t forget his high heels. Penis super glued to self in a very upright position – I guess I ought not to shave the hair right behind it huh? I’ll have to spring for the rainbow pack of Sharpies for labeling! At least four boxes from polaroid film on the floor. The names and addresses of everybody who we went to church with and all the pastors or ministers in the world that he knows, his boss and everybody that he went to high school and college with and all of our family members the only thing left in his billfold. All the locks changed on the house and the cars rekeyed. A very tearful press interview scheduled about the child porn charge. Anybody want to add anything else here? Followed by a whole lifetime of GBD’s for me…..and she lived happily everafter! The End
perfect.
Tracy I agree with CabinGirl – Perfect.