On February 10, 2003, then US Fire Administrator, David Paulison, and then Homeland Security Secretary, Tom Ridge, advised me to purchase enough duct tape and plastic sheeting to seal all the windows in my home. I was also to have enough food and water for three days and a battery-powered radio so as to stay news-aware in the event of a power outage.
We had already overthrown the Taliban and begun to turn Afghanistan towards a better path. Bin Laden was on the run but would be captured at any moment. I was certain we would get Bin Laden–not a doubt in my mind. But Al Qaeda operated in cells. Living in a military-heavy state, I rationalized why an enemy of the United States might target our area. If a base was the target, depending on the weapon and wind conditions, my family could fall victim, and reducing the chances of that had to be my goal.
The aim was to keep the bio-terror weapons out, and my still-inside family safe and sound. Al Qaeda could purchase, steal, build or otherwise acquire a weapon of unspeakable power, unleashing a cloud of deadly gas or radiation capable of wiping out entire towns. These meager household items could give my family a fighting chance, and all Americans were urged to stock up.
Having a daughter in my wife’s womb and a brand new house and no family within 500 miles, I was reticent to ignore the warning. If my government was telling me that things were this bad, who was I to question? Who was I to NOT do something so simple that could end up saving so much? Those Al Qaeda bastards weren’t going to get MY family. My co-workers and I, all married for under 3 years at that point, looked at each other with dropped shoulders, dazed. The protective instinct was beginning to well up in all of us, and it was not an easy thing to address.
I drove to my favorite home improvement store, convinced I needed a boatload of plastic and duct tape and, most-importantly, a large enough bin to label accordingly and house the lot. “The bin is critical”, I told my wife as she waddled down the cement-floored aisles. The bin was key. We needed to put everything we needed in one place, easily accessible and ready for anything. We bought 4 gallons of water, a huge roll of plastic, 1 battery-powered radio, and 3 rolls of duct tape (I had a partial roll already, and honestly, 3 rolls of duct tape goes a long way). Even though our house was two stories, I didn’t have a ladder, but “I could seal the windows on the inside”, I thought to myself.
Can you imagine? Just over 18 months earlier, we were hit by Al Qaeda on a horrifying, unprecedented scale. The imagery of that day still haunted me. The towers. The Pentagon. My mother’s workplace being evacuated. The frantic calls from hijacked planes to family and 911 (I noticed the date’s cruel symbolism immediately upon hearing of the second plane). Bin Laden. The desperation and the fear. People leaping from the burning towers knowing it might IMPROVE their own death.
As these thoughts raced through my head, a sense of helplessness was overwhelming. I tried to envision myself on a fateful day where MY town was falling victim. Where MY family was faced with such a crisis and had one meager shot at survival. To seal ourselves in before the killer fog crept towards our cul de sac. To survive only on what was already IN the house.
I expected that I would be the only one to protect us. I needed to be ready for anything, and if I wasn’t it would be my own naivete that killed us all. I considered how much cash to have on hand in case the power was out for an extended period of time or the banking system was disrupted. I thought of making a plan with my wife on where to meet up if something happened. I thought of how we could make our way to family if law and order fell apart. How would we have enough gas? How would we eat? How could we bring a child into this? How would any of it matter if I didn’t have the final piece of invasion protection?
I thought of purchasing a gun.
Terrified, but trying to be strong. Hawkish, but trying to keep myself informed. I devoured the news. I was trying to understand what it was, exactly, that Iraq was up to? I struggled to concentrate at work. I hit refresh on MSNBC.com every 10 minutes. News.google every 5. I read the public portions of DEBKA.com religiously. My car radio never left NPR. If I wasn’t watching Aaron Brown I was watching Bill O’Reilley. Hardball was must-see TV. From all of this, I knew Saddam was a bad dude, but I still came up empty on seeing the urgency.
Until France and the UN started telling us we were wrong. Until they started telling us what we could and could not do, I was willing to give Iraq the benefit of the doubt, and let the weapons inspectors finish their work. Then I knew it was France and other members of the UN who were weak. They weren’t willing to do what it took. Tony Blair could always put things into context where Bush was unable. Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice told us how bad Saddam really was. I distinctly remember listening to Cheney on NPR explaining the aluminum tubes. Bush himself spoke of Saddam going after uranium in Africa.
Given the circumstances, we didn’t have a choice. What was France’s problem, anyway?
On March 16, 2003, my still-pregnant wife and I went to dinner. Mexican food. One of our favorite places. By the time we came back the United States of America had started attacking Iraq. Bush went on television and informed the people. It had begun.
At first it was oddly, ashamedly exciting. The Press had been “embedded” with troops and were riding along in armored vehicles, BROADCASTING as they went! Missiles flew. Tracers sliced up the night. Planes and tanks and troops and weapons of all sorts for which the Iraqis simply had no equal. The frantic search for the Weapons of Mass Destruction was already underway, and we would find them sure as shi* and show those Frogs what for!
Jesus.
As I write this, it is just over 3 years from the announcement that made me go out and buy duct tape.
The terror alert level was raised 5 times nationally and twice partially, one of which lasted from Aug 1, 2004 to Nov 10, 2004. Interesting time frame.
Afghanistan is essentially one city in the center of the world’s biggest poppy field. Bin Laden and his number two are still on the loose, producing videos.
We have not been attacked again, but our troops are attacked multiple times every day in Iraq by newly-created terrorists. Saddam is on trial, but we have found no WMD. The Uranium story was fake, and the Administration outted a CIA agent because her husband dared make note of it. The aluminum tubes could have been for anything. We went for WMD but went straight for the oil, leaving tons of high-explosives free for the taking.
The bombing of a holy site in Iraq has spawned higher levels of violence that have left hundreds dead in days and Iraq under curfew, near martial law.
Memos have exposed how Iraq was a done deal since at least July of 2002. Multiple intelligence officers have explained that they were selectively listened to, but the Senate stalls on its report into fixed intelligence. The Senate and House have both complained that the intelligence they were given before Iraq was incomplete, but Republican control quashes any possible investigations.
We were told we were fighting for our freedoms and our American way of life. But we now actively torture and rape prisoners. We spy on Americans illegally for four years and then go back and fix the law to make it legal. We let pharmaceutical companies write Medicare laws and oil companies write energy policy. We claim democracy is the way to peace but use war to force the democracy in.
Just two weeks ago, Dick Cheney shot his lobbyist friend in the face and wondered what all the fuss was about. Cheney lied about an Iraq/Al-Qaeda connection and wondered what all the fuss was about. Halliburton gets no-bid contracts in Iraq and he wonders what all the fuss is about. He lied in the Veep debate and wondered what all the fuss was about. He helped direct the outting of a covert CIA agent and wondered what all the fuss was about.
Now, President Bush wants to allow a company owned by the United Arab Emirates run many of our busiest ports in some of our largest cities, and HE wonders what all the fuss is about. Why are the words Trojan and Horse coming to mind? If Bush isn’t afraid of letting a country whose banking system has helped fund terrorism schedule all of the shipping containers that come in and out of Newark, what the hell IS he afraid of?
Bush isn’t divorced from reality. The two have never even held hands or had a one night stand, much less a failed marriage.
So, I’m not afraid of terrorists anymore. They will probably hit us again. And people will die. We might try to stop them, but eventually they’ll get us. This is not me being defeatist. This is me being realistic. Afghanistan had the support of the world, but Iraq was nothing more than an oil grab wrapped in a vendetta wound up in the military-industrial behemoth our leaders are trying to keep well-fed. The Bush Administration has wound up inspiring so many more terrorists with his unnecessary and self-defeating policies, the War on Terror is more of a War to Generate More Terrorism. America is the victim of a cruel and unusual bait-and-switch.
I’m not afraid anymore, and so I will not be needing so much duct tape. My bin, so crucial to my family’s survival almost three years ago, sits in my garage loaded with sporting equipment and a rooftop luggage carrier. We drank the water. Most of the plastic sheeting is covered in splotches of paint from use as a drop-cloth.
These other things were useful, but the duct tape? I’m no MacGyver, and I really don’t have many ducts anyway.
I never did buy that gun.
No, I’m not afraid of terrorism anymore. I’m afraid of economics. I’m afraid of a declining housing market and stagnant wages. I’m afraid of outsourcing and I’m afraid of losing my job in a quest for synergy. I’m afraid of having a Master’s Degree and having to work two jobs to make half of what I do now. I’m afraid of a minimum wage in place since 1997. I’m afraid of the fact that I can’t afford to contribute to my retirement or my children’s college fund. I’m frightened that my health insurance expenses went up 18% on January 1st when inflation was not even 1/4 of that. I’m afraid of getting sick and not being able to afford the medical bills, and I’m afraid of the same thing for my retired parents and in-laws. I’m afraid of China and a weakened dollar. I’m afraid of oil being traded in Euros and I’m afraid of an inverted yield curve. I’m afraid of my variable rate mortgage and I’m afraid of my car payment and I’m afraid of gas going back up over $2.50/gallon. I’m afraid of the price tag for the Iraq war. I’m afraid of the trade deficit and terrified of the budget deficit. I’m mortified by the thought of three more years of George W. Bush and worried some other Republican might be able to win in 2008 by rekindling the fear card fire. I’m afraid of all of these things, and duct tape won’t do a thing against any of them. Duct tape isn’t what I need, money is.
And so, their original purpose nullified by common sense and a Bush Who Cried Wolf, I offer these 3 Rolls of Fear as a souvenir to the highest bidder. I offer the molded fruit of Republican labors to make me afraid for my life and the life of my family.
I can assure you their quality is unsurpassed by any other duct tape product. Manufactured by 3M under the Scotch brand, these rolls of duct tape would last the occasional duct tape user perhaps 50 years. A stunning silver-metallic hue, each roll is still completely intact. Packaging was removed after original purchase to minimize reaction time in the event of a terrorist strike, but no further damage has been done. LIKE NEW, as they say.
The return on investment would be fantastic. You will have a conversation piece quite unlikely to have an equal anywhere in the world. You will have duct tape for years to come. You will have a tangible reminder of a difficult and painful period of fear that rolled into the United States in the wake of 9/11, a fear stoked for political reasons and quashed by logic and reality. And you will have the recurring sense of pride in how you helped my family and I cast off a reminder of our ginned-up fear of terrorism and face our economic fears head on.
Cross-posted at progprog and in a diary at DailyKos.
Many will get the point, but only one can get the tape.
mcolley
I’m not liberal, I’m just paying attention
Just raise little bid-flag thingie as I do my best auctioneer impersonation.
around these parts, that famous warning is referred to as the ductape fatwa.
I still marvel at how affected I was by it. Today, I have to laugh at myself. But at the time, I was in no laughing mood. I think that was perhaps the last time I took the fear-mongering so seriously. I didn’t like that day at work when the warning was issued. It didn’t feel right. It felt creepy. But still, I took heed.
Yes it is kind of creepy but it is also what is called in the southern US, “a hoot.”
I thought it was a hoot, and immediately named myself for it.
Well, in light of the topic of this diary, it is indeed an honor to get a comment from the person whose very namesake was the inspiration. =)
I bet you could hit the top of the rec list at the big Orange if you changed your title to
Fuck you, DuctapeFatwa!
HA!
Now now, juslilolme. We’ve all been warned against the mind-numbing, unending pain that will ensue if one writes to make the rec list at the “Big Orange” =)
I made it once with an off the cuff rant during the immediate aftermath of Katrina. If interested, it’s here Olbermann, Limbaugh….
I made it once too–and firmly believe that I made BO history by being the author of the only diary ever to have made it to the rec list and been deleted by the admins w/o consultation or consent: got a damn good rant out of it in the end, tho.
See here
Did blaze through your NOLA rant–nice job.
Nice to see a BO story with a happy outcome.
I didn’t know that was you! Congratulations for getting banned…means you shook things up a little and that’s always good.
To the best of my knowledge, I have not been banned. 😉
My diary was deleted, and I would surely get my ass kicked over there if I so much as REC’d a diary. It is for this reason I never exercise ‘voting’ privileges there b/c i once did a ‘test run’–as soon as i rec’d the diary, it was toast.
Life must be a bitch for people who reduce themselves to a fucking popularity contest on a 401K liberal blog, no?
At any rate, unless they’ve gone in and closed out my acct since I last checked (several moons ago), I’m still officially a Kossack.
He.
THat’s wonderful. Liberals silencing liberals.
Uhuh.
Liberals silencing left-wing radicals.
Not a good idea.
Maher alluded to the same problem I have been trying to address with this forever: who are the non-voters in this country? Where are they?
On the right?
Gimme a fuckin break.
Non-voters, perhaps the largest constituency in this country, are mostly left-wing disillusioned people like myself and in varying “shades” on the left.
Keep pissing us off. We’ll keep dropping from the voter registration rolls by the millions.
After the election, I stopped in at the local park district where I do volunteer programs for mostly african american american youth (no, not mostly. 99.9%). These young guys–18-20–really went all out for the “get out the vote” / vote or die campaign. They did. They drove people around, went to the polls in groups, voting for the first time, and enthusiastically.
I will NEVER EVER be able to forgive the lame-ass, lying in the lap of luxury democratic party for the looks I saw on those young men’s faces in the week following the election, when it became apparent that all those votes were not going to be counted, contrary to campaign promises made by that wing of the ruling elite.
Those young men were DEVASTATED.
You could read it on their faces when they said (and this IS exactly what they said): Yeah, vote or die. We did vote, now we’re gonna die anyway.
Rather prophetic, inconsideration of the FEMA fiasco, no?
I can see their faces before me to this day, I can hear their words–and I am filled with sadness and outrage.
That tragedy, that is a tragedy the Dems are responsible for, not B*shCo.
They didn’t count the votes.
They aren’t getting behind Conyers.
What about the GAO report?
whimps.
I don’t quite see what would have gotten you banned. Not everyone shares the exact same ideologies with anyone. Occasionally, there is a time to try and force our reps to act as one, and this does occasionally play out to the good.
But forcing everyone into one opinion, or quashing dissent itself, is unAmerican. It has no place here, there, or anywhere in America.
In fact, the celebration of dissent should be a driving force in uniting us. Instead, it is the ridicule of dissent that becomes a wedge that drives us apart.
Believe me, by the time the “fucking assholes” climbed into the hundreds and the exposure of my real identity (including slanderous charges of “fraud” w/ re everything about me–my profession, my ethnicity, my degree of education, my alcohol consumption)–indeed, banning would have been better than the blog-bang!
nuff said.
Can somebody pass me a roll of ductape so I STFU b/f I get into trouble here. 😉
Here’s a roll of tape for you ==> O~—
I don’t have any more than that. Most of it is spoken for, since many can get the point, but only one can get the tape =)
thanx, but surely you understand that I’m a VERY wide-mouthed frog.
However, in light of the current state of physical operations here, the one roll should do the trick!
front page, and run for office to boot. 😉
You couldn’t ask for a better endorsement!
And while we’re at it: can I again propose that DuctapeFatwa be promoted to frontpage status here?
Hey ductape, if you still have an acct over there, maybe you should go in and rec the diary!
Well, noone needs to go diving over there to recommend on my account. I take my lumps like everyone else, but appreciate the sentiment.
I tried but the time for recs has expired.
Thanks. It is, after all, the thought that counts =)
We will be hit again. People will die. But I refuse to live my life in fear. I never bought the duct tape or the tarps. I don’t have extra drinking water on hand. I live dangerously here in suburbia.
But if I had heeded the warnings and bought those things I’d be using that tarp for a slip and slide when the weather got hot. And that duct tape? Go on their website and they’ve got great stuff to make with it; wallets, tote bags, even prom dresses.
Don’t let fear keep you from living your life. If you do than the terrorists have succeeded.
Good luck on the auction.
That’s part of the point. Far too many of us have been living in fear for the last 4 years. This was milked (brilliantly, politically, and with a nasty underbelly of evil intent) by the Bushies for reelection. I haven’t been afraid for a while now, but was inspired to write up the auction when I was sitting in my garage, having a smoke, and noticed my duct tape sitting on my shelf.
This is an awesome piece of writing!
Maybe B*shCo got its transcripts on recipes for disaster mixed up and issued the ductape fatwa a couple of years too soon: maybe it was originally intended for the FEMA fiasco, where some ductape and plastic might have helped, and where stockpiles of food and water definitely would have helped.
Great diary.
Many thanks, starkraving. As far as whether their transcripts were wrong, you have to remember: Bush doesn’t do improv. 9/11. The Debates. Katrina. He doesn’t do improv, he does rote memorization. And he doesn’t even do that when he’s on vacation.
You just reminded me of my George W. Bush Katrina Thought Process Flowchart. heh.
Mcolly thanks for writing this.
Fear has been ground into our psyche and it is what we are ruled by now. Whether to live in fear of terrorism or your own government is not a choice.
I choose as you, to live my life without fear.
Quite welcome.
My new theory is that the portion of the public still living in fear is directly proportional to Bush’s job approval ratings. So for the last year or so, the numbers have steadily fallen off. Thank God.
if that is the case, maybe we should try to scare them into leaving and taking their “leaders” with them.
Fatwa, that is :
Screw Fear. It’s been said before, but fear is the Republican’s drug of choice.
The screwed up thing about their trying to get us all “ready for terror” by buying duct tape of all fucked up things is that …
Many Americans didn’t pay attention to REAL DISASTERS like
Hurricanes and Earthquake preparedness.
More Americans will DIE today, not from “terra” but from having NO MEDICAL INSURANCE or access to non-toxic food and water.
Fuck George and his Scared Yellow Followers.
Thank you Janet, please consider yourself hugged until you squeak. And not just for complimenting me, but for pointing out so succinctly who the boogey-bears are.
Now there’s an idea for a protest. Whenever you pay a medical bill or insurance premium, include a copy of Mr. Paulinson’s fatwa, and a piece of duct tape.
Or if you can’t pay, send a whole roll!
Squeak 🙂
I wonder what would happen if Americans mailed rolls of Duct Tape to the Smut House?? 🙂
Er wait… since all those detainment camps and Fema displacement centers… maybe we shouldn’t. King George might declare war on us all for terra-izing his mail staff.
is not a millionaire.
Just put them in mailboxes, with no return address, in the dead of night. Wear gloves, and go to the mailbox disguised as a politician.
u-pick-it-up-yo-self.
no matter what you gotta pickup
the trash
the tab
the pace
the sticks
the mess
they leave
in their
wake
actually, an idea I had around Halloween a couple of years ago was to send rolls of toilet paper to the that i-gotta-get-more-house in texas…
this was after I did a program in an inner city school which was in such dire financial straits that the t.p was being kept under lock and key: that is, anyone who wanted to use the bathroom had to get t.p. from the teacher or the office.
part of the problem was that kids were being instructed by their severely economically strapped parents to steal the t.p from the bathrooms at school b/c they couldn’t afford to buy it.
Yo. Some people call it “looting”, eh?
I later found, btw, that there is a perfect product on the market for such t p campaign
in fact, i got some of it for xmas 2yrs ago.
week called Got Tape? It has direction to make a picture frame, visor, purse, tie, flip flop sandals, belts, even a storage box all out of Duct Tape. Sometimes I guess it is boring being a teenager in Alabama.
I hotlisted the diary by NYBri I Am Not Afraid thinking that I might ask the author one day if I could use it as an LTE to my local paper. I’m just waiting for the right moment – maybe the next terra alert.
Thanks for writing this great diary. Its wonderful to see your transformation.