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May the 4’s be with you
but here’s another “Would you rather” question to ponder:
Would you rather:
Have a three-way with J-Lo and Alan Greenspan
or
Shakira and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
You are an evil Dungeon Master, SN. You baited us with Would You Rather and as soon as we bit you turned it into Death Is Not An Option. I mean, I am a general fan of the menage a trois, but I ain’t goin’ anywhere near either of those options.
I’m straight (as you know) but I’m going with Shakira and the Dough Boy.
Shakira just because I want her to teach me how to do that chest thrust thing, and the dough boy because he’s soft and he chuckles. So after having sex with Shakira, I can lean on the dough boy and fall asleep.
Never been with a woman and never plan to. EEEWWWWWWW!!!!! LOL
Ok then just for you:
Randy Quaid, or a profusely sweating Denzel Washington?
Randy Quaid!!!!!
you did mean the actor I hope. LOL
I’m torn between those two. Obviously Denzel is uber-hot, but Dennis Quaid is amiable and snuggly and I’m kinda in to that in my old age.
Oops, I mean Randy Quaid.
Here’s Luna’s bowl yesterday.
Okay time for a gun, traps or a bomb. I hate mice, rats or anything that looks like a rodent at all.
a gun, lol. Suddenly I have this mental image of you listening to really loud disco, cursing a blue streak, and standing atop a chair in the yard while shooting wildly at rodents.
I have no problem with mice ion cartoons but even pictures of the real thing gives me the willies!!!!
While Reba and Bette look at him like with sorrow.
These are actually native field mice. Not introduced european house mice.
We have live traps we set up in the house – in fact I just relocated one this morning that we trapped overnight. I drive them about 3K away and into the bush, so they can’t find their way it back.
We even see native rats fairly frequently.
The one’s that stay outside can stay.
Do you think it’s the same ones coming back over and over again just because your house is so comfy?
Nah. They just breed like, well … mice.
I could start marking them – just to be sure.
Teeny little anklets. Give them some bling.
I’ll start braiding them right now!
A couple near us kept catching possums that were breaking into their garden and/or roof.
Dispite taking them kilometres away and into deep bush, the husband was sure he was re-trapping the same few individuals. He trapped four that he marked with blue sheep-marking paint. Sure enough, he caught all four again. No they take them even further away.
makes my flesh crawl to even think of them.. Those and anything that creeps and crawls freaks me out.
do you have palmetto bugs in Texas? God, those creep me out!
I don’t suppose Luna’s eating Lucky Charms and those are marshmallow mousies.
Still far from figuring it out — but I just had to post these for Indy and SN … guess what they are!?
They are
wallpaper! 😉
So are you considering selling your work, or would you rather keep it as a hobby?
It is my stress relief. I’m a long way off from selling anything!
So, these are pansies — you know, genus v. faces … lol. When I saw them I thought of your haiku. 🙂
I’ll put up one of the full flower …
I was going to guess pansies but you beat me to it. My camera still isn’t talking to my computer. I’m going to try a card reader because I’m severely missing taking pics.
Do you think the cord might be damaged?
We’ve tried everything and the only thing left to do short of buying yet another camera – the third in 2.5 years – is to try a card reader.
Your haiku was truly inspired! I loved it. Which reminds me of another ‘would you rather’ that I read today.
would you rather be required to utter all your exclamations during sex:
in shakespearese
or
haiku
Was that addressed to me? Sometimes I have a hard time seeing straight lines (hardy har-har) and I can’t tell which posts are in response to which.
If it was addressed to me, then I’d have to go with the verse, since good sex is all about rhythm already anyway.
I’d have difficulty uttering ‘vulviform’ during the throes of passion….if I ever have those again.
I find throes very inspiring and could probably utter just about anything therein.
if I ever have those again.
I hear ya, sister.
…or if I even remember what they are. sigh.
It lends itself more to ebullition … 😉
Ooooh, how much do I love a woman who makes my fingers seek the online dictionary? So much. I have a new favorite word!
It is a good word though … ah, considering SN’s context of course. 😉
Oooooh! Gorgeous and intriguing!!
I like the deep colours too!
My pansy was lonely, and since I can’t take pictures again for a loooong time until I get the camera fixed I thought I’d bring her little vulviform face out of hiding.
Here’s another v. face … 🙂
I think your pansy and my pansy are little v-sisters!
Y’all are givin’ a girl the vapors.
Pansies are my favorite. My son used to easily rip them out of my garden so I gave up and grew butterfly bushes.
so we can call the broker (original realtor but sold the business) and ask him WTF is up with 6K in pest damage, termites and fungus they say.
Get this… the pest inspector is the same guy contracted to do the repairs… WTF???
Mr.s work sent him home early to come and see the report because they, INTEL, say this is bullshit, too.
The deck, where they say fungus is and wood rot – was fucking replaced, remodeled and redone this summer. It’s all freaking new.
See what we can do. Just another headache is all due to fuckwads making money out of misery.
Sounds like a racket. Here’s what you say: “so,um, I know this reporter from channel (fill in the blank) and he does those consumer alert segments on the news…”
Can you guys get your own inspector to look at it? Because I think you’re right, that smells funny.
Any way to get a second opinion? {{{{{{{DJ}}}}}}}
Do you have any friends down there who can be your “eyes”?
Get another estimate, that sounds like BS…pests?- Realtors by any other name.
I would look into hiring an independent inspector and do your own inspection…do not copy realtor until you,ve reviewed it and discussed it w/ the insp.
Then, counter the offer and adjust price accordingly, place appropriate funds in escrow and let the buyer’s lendor handle it. and let the new buyer do the work.
My 2¢
Good Luck!
Peace
Hi all. Just thought I’d practice my billboard-level French.
Only took me 11 hours to get here. I lurve business travel.
Beinvenue au Canada! :* :* (that’s one for each cheek!)
Bon soir/Good evening
Comment vas-tu/How are you
oops — I guess the long walk through the airport got to me.
Say, you wouldn’t want to trade one of those kisses for a better exchange rate, would you?
My :* aren’t worth that much … LOL.
Well now if instead of those kisses being virtual, you were to pop over here, the exchange rate would skyrocket.
Excuse me, but I just read dada’s comment below, so your’s now sounds downright suggestive… LOL :~)
I wish.
I can’t read a word of French, but I’m stoked that you’ve arrived safely!
I’m too tired and cranky to be stoked but I am getting off on having wifi for the next 4 days.
I don’t blame you. For 11 hours, you should get to be in “real France”, lol.
(No offense to our Canadian beloved.)
I get C:windowswhatever, and I need to get back to just C: the root of all evil, so to speak.
try
cd c:
or
cd…
sometimes I wonder where my memory went, if any of you see it wondering around the lounge, be sure to let me know!
probably can’t keep up with you guys tonight, (on dialup) may try later…
good – be sure to watch this video while you have wifi – it’s so awesome.
link
that up and I may have to let you win the contest over at my place. 😛
Man, you’re easy! You should have seen what I was willing to do next.
49 hits to find out. :-)~
Who will be the 10,000th Maniac?
but it has to be done
lol, and I thought you were going to post some 10,000 Maniacs lyrics.
my pix, you’ll see that I’m tall, dark and mysterious lol
Well, it’s your celebration, you can have some leeway.
Let’s do it tonight! 🙂
So do you think the bush twins play that at home?
busy spinning.
That’s wild. I wish they had a video of it.
Glad you made it and HSA or some acronymous org. didn’t divert you…so, lets see…very early AM there?
Apparently you’re not in France…but Canada, home of petal prOn…d’oh…missed the memo again…:{)
Are you cap. that O for a reason … 🙂
How are you tonight — weather any better? (Saw the mixed-bag pic earlier today)
will have to shake the trees off again, and may have to set an alarm and do it thru the night…very wet, heavy spring snow.
The Ginnala Maple in the ctyd has leafed and it can’t handle the load. These late snows typ. do a fair bit of damage to decidupos trees.
Time to wander over to Manny’s and push him over 10K.
Hey Andi, glad to hear you made it safely. But why are you hanging out in your room? Place Jacques-Cartier and Old Montreal is calling for you.
Little French Canadian restaurants … much better than room service. And not that far from Longueuil. Just across the river, right?
11 hours and 4 airports do not bring out the desire to go cruise.
There are some pretty decent restaurants in Longueuil.
I can see that. Will you have to spend every evening with work-related people? That’s what I hate the most about work travel. After spending the whole day with people, they don’t understand why you’re tired of them and want to ditch them.
Not this trip because there’s nobody here from my company but me and the kind of people at the customer site I work with don’t socialize.
which also means I won’t go to any great effort for dinner
replace Scotty (via CNN).
Source for image here.
There’s probably a lot of truth to that quote. Speaking as someone who followed the war-protesting generation through life, my impression was that most of the people at those demonstrations were more interested in the drugs and sex and just saw it as a great party.
Yes, there were great people who led the anti war movement and the civil rights movement and the women’s movement. They opened the door. Then a huge crowd pushed them out of the way and yelled “party!”
Well folks, I’m going to bed. I guess I’ll open a froggybottom all-nighter.
it looks like you’re gonna miss that shot at the kissing booth 🙁
Go ahead and pucker up for the consolation prize
Man, I’d love to curl up with him tonight, but alas, I’m going to bed all by my lonesome.
Congrats, Manny!
see you around tomorrow for my return to cafe-helmanship (hell-manship?) hmm 😉