SNL just had an amazing opening piece In a parallel universe, Al Gore was elected president. Al Gore actually appeared in the piece. What he said was amazing. More below.
President Al Gore was giving an address from the oval office. These are a few of the things in Al Gore’s America.
Gas is 19 cents a gallon, there is a huge surplus of gasoline because cars are running on trash. In fact, President Gore was contemplating assistance to the flagging oil companies.
Global warming has been solved, solved to such an extent that glaciers are now growing and threaten several cities.
There is a huge surplus, $11 trillion. It is kept in a lockbox.
The immigration problem has been solved. California has been made part of a new country, Mexifornia. Arnold is president.
President Al Gore invented a machine to stop hurricanes and tornadoes.
Afghanistan is now the hotspot for spring break.
There is national healthcare.
Baseball Commissioner George W. Bush is determined to get to the bottom of the steroid crisis and will tap every phone in America if need be.
America is so well loved abroad that Americans keep getting hugged.
New York’s biggest security worry is SNL.
It was awesome. (Sorry, no link.)
