Booman City (Disassociative Press) – In another in a series of notable pronouncements, High Spaghetti Priest Boston Joe says the Flying Spaghetti Monster told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year.
Boston Joe has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show “Pasta Forever” on the Lasagne Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Boston Joe said the revelations about this year’s weather came to him during his annual all-you-can-eat Spaghetti dinner in January.
“If I heard his pasta holiness right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms of alfedo sauce,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a marinara tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”
Boston Joe has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that the city of Dover would come under pirate attack for rejecting Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine retribution for serving pasta without meat balls.
