Aaaaaaaaarrgh!
Welcome to the Froggy Bottom Pirate Lounge
Welcome to the Froggy Bottom Pirate Lounge
All Pirates should introduce themselves to the Buxom Wenches.
Your host tonight is Maryb.
Your host tonight is Maryb.
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Hooks and parrots must be checked at the door.
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Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
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4’s are appreciated.
Ahoy Mateys!
I hope you all brought your costumes. At the very least, put on an eye patch. BUT FIRST — please unrecommend the last cafe.
And I emptied the ashtrays and wastepaper baskets.
You learn fast grasshopper.
Captain Morgan is offering drinks all around, would you like one?
Ah rum and coke. It’s magic. I’m back in college.
I haven’t looked like this in years, but…..
Excellent Costume Family Man!!!
I’m surprised it still fits after all these years.
Have it keep in shape. You know we pirates are alway sailing looking for, er, booty.
I’m far from buxom, can I still come in?
Tonight all wenches are buxom. Have your thespian son explain the makeup trick to you.
Makeup won’t do it. It would be a major feat of engineering. It takes a village to raise these boobs.
One word for you. Falsies. Besides this is virtual, you can look HOWEVER you want. Tonight I have raven black hair and flashing brown eyes. I’m a Spanish buxom wench.
Ok, I am Angelina Jolie for the night. Make way for me and my lips.
Please tell me you brought Brad with you …
;*
Yeah. We don’t need Brad. But we’d really like Johnny Depp in his pirate costume š
of picture.
When does the sequel open?
July 7, 2006
even better picture. Not many men can pull off that much eyeliner.
That’s guyliner. He’s so hot.
I just want to point out that I told you about geese being vicious first.
Yes you did, but I didn’t know about the teeth.
So you thought when I said they would try to bite you, I meant their caustic sense of humor?
Heh, no. I thought you meant cute biting, like with harmless [toothless] bills. I didn’t realize geese were a reasonably serious threat.
Brad is home in Namibia suckling my adopted children with his luscious man-boobs.
LOL
Yea but from the sail away cafe we found out your luscious and perky. What more could a pirate ask for? š
Luscious AND perky! I am so blessed.
like wearing a costume so I just decided to be myself.
Jeez, Andi, you could have at least put some color in your cheeks.
putting my teeth in, why would would I bother with that?
Meh, teeth are overrated. When I was 19 and living in a trailer in Dillon, Colorado, my next door neighbor was a woman named (no fooling) Ima Plummer. Back then I thought she was REALLY OLD but I don’t think she was 50 yet. She had all her teeth pulled because she was tired of taking care of them. BTW…she was from Noblesville, IN.
LOL
It wasn’t her fault really. She married a man named Junior Plummer, which I guess means his father was a Plummer too.
This is NOT the Wizard of OZ cafe. I think you’ve wandered into the wrong party.
But heck, put on an eye patch and have a swig of rum.
of Brown County.
He’d be a good pirate š
And Sniff needs and eye patch too.
but Sniff has the attitude. Here he is using a pillow to help him maitain his snarl.
the terror of the Carribean. Aaaaaaargh.
Did you say ice patches on his knees?
The first bike ride of the season was a little too long and a little too hard… Stop that snickering at the back of the classroom.
but you can still play pirate. As you are gimping around you can always say it’s your peg leg. <snigger>
Well, that coupled with Andi’s lack of teeth is just too difficult to resist.
Not for me.
I hear you.
I’m be back in a second. I’ve got to sail away on an errand.
I’ve got the beer!
that’s the spirit o! A buxom wench with beer is always popular.
did you unrecommend the last?
Now it’s done.
his reply to your email but he just realized he forgot one important thing which really please you — one of the best benefits of keeping the camera up at your face is that no one will be able to take a picture of you.
… of a wonderfully informative email! Tell Jim Thank you and give him and yourself a hug — from me. š
T’wern’t nuthin’ ma’am.
I be all prepared for bein’ a pirate, on account-a it dovetails with me position as a High Mucketymuck o’ the Church of the Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster.
I got me pirate hat . . . I got me pirate doublet . . . I even got me pirate keyboard.
ERrrrrrrrrrgonomic.
That’s hilarious!
That is crazy! Love it! š
I want more gadgets.
I had to leave to answer the phone, but I’m back. Where did everybody go?
OK I’m back. I had to sail the good ship lollipop for some ice cream for Mom.
No nearly as exciting as this.
You’re a very good pirate son.
Can’t be a pirate on the lollipop ship. š
It’s all in the attitude. Remember Johnny Depp rolling into Jamaica on that sinking ship at the beginning of Pirates of the Carribean? It’s all pirate attitude. It helps to wear all that eyeliner, but you might have frightened the people at the ice cream store.
I would have more than likely frightened myself.
Wasn’t it your mom’s birthday just recently, or I am getting it mixed up with something else…
No about 4 months ago. She doesn’t really need it, but I bought a tub and I figure I’ll eat most of it. š
so did you get your favorite since you’re going to eat most of it, or did you get her favorite since it was for her?
No I got plain old vanilla. But I bought myself some of that chocolate/fudge magic shell. The extra chemicals they put into it are just so tasty. š
I’d rather have it than a flavor. If I have to pick a flavor I usually pick mint chocolate chip. Except at Christmas when I pick peppermint.
I got hooked on Blue Bell out in Texas. My favorite was chocolate pistachio truffel. They only carried it for a little while, but it was the best I’ve ever had. I haven’t found anything to equal it since. š
You didn’t say what kind of ice cream.
Ice cream above, I see what you’re trying to do. Yes her B’day was in Feb.
<innocent look>
harlot, you do that innocent look very well.
Whoa this is really getting good. Pirates and mud wrestling harlots.
Wishes do come true.
dead men tell no tales
I’m just sayin …
Yea I guess you’re right. If I ever got around pirates and mud wrestling harlots, I’m sure the old heart would survive.
That should have been wouldn’t survive.
mud-wrestling harlot … ha!
you are a Canadian. š
an errand, the radio station was playing Warren Zevon’s “Hit Somebody” and I thought of Olivia. š
LOL maryb … that’s so bad. And when I read your subject heading I thought you were really running, and I was all excited that you ran too! And then I read your comment and sprayed beer all over my monitor.
Nope, not a runner. Just an errand runner.
But I DID think of you.
No pictures and no running. Pauvre petite.
You’re trying to pay me back for keeping your B’day subdued.
I told you I really tried, but everyone found out someway. š
You might as well spill the beans — I want the exact day — since it’s already past and it’ll be months! before it arrives.
The man of mystery remains. Hah.
Anyway, we pirates are ageless.
I already got it down to the month … and since I’ve got a while yet, I’ll figure out the day somehow! š
Did I say it was Feb. No it was today. Yea, today, that sounds good, yes definitely today.
You got a whole year now to prepare. š
Wonder where NDD is tonight? He’d love to be a pirate.
Prepare to be boarded…Arrrr.
An early tawk like a pirate day, is it? FSM would be proud.
That’s a fine pirate dog you have there dada. But isn’t Bu jealous?
dada I’m almost choking laughing reading the top ten pick up lines.
I love that stuff.
I see you read them too. š
I’d never heard of TLAP Day till last fall…got that site from one of the whackos I know…funny stuff.
Are you trying to pick up all the FBL buxom wenches w/ that #1 all time pirate pick-up line? š
LOL
I pirate never tells…
Here’s some help for the wenches who want to be really buxom…works w/ yer cheating pic the other nite. :{)
… last night? And I’ll say cheating … imagine the disappointment when you discovered that! š
How’s the weather there tonight — open windows, fresh breezes?
Yep, on both counts…got hot today, mid 80’s, still @ 75…sorry, can’t remember how to convert F° to C°…and it would be disappointing if one was really into to that…:{)
my parents never converted to metric and I straddled both and talk in Fs and Cs and miles and kms and inches and lbs and litres and it’s a big crazy stew … I’d make a very bad carpenter LOL.
Btw, I’ve got a link I’ve been waiting to show you! This is how I’m doing today: too much rain!
see ya in part deux.
Move on over to the new pirate’s pub.
And don’t forget to unrecommend this lounge before you leave.