In our never-ending quest to impose phony “Christian” values on all Americans, we sent Fox News’s Rita Cosby down to interview Sy Goat, a young American who has quite a stake in the embryonic stem-cell debate.
Cosby: Well, Sy, how does a young man such as yourself feel about being sliced up and experimented upon by mad scientists?
Frankly Rita, your remark is sexist. I have no sexual differentiation at my stage of development.
Cosby: Well then, as a weird and dangerous transvestite, did you chop up Natalee Holloway and dump the chum into the sea to be eaten by sharks?
That’s quite possible. But since I have no brain, I can honestly say I have no recollection of it.
Cosby: Fox News Alert! Breakthrough in Aruba! Now, as a human being and a citizen with rights, why should you be murdered in cold blood for this phony-baloney “science” nonsense?
1st Lt. Sharon Ann Lane, 2nd Lt. Pamela Dorothy Donovan, Lt. Col. Annie Ruth Graham, Capt. Mary Therese Klinker, 2nd Lt. Carol Ann Elizabeth Drazba, 2nd Lt. Elizabeth Ann Jones, Capt. Eleanor Grace Alexander, 1st Lt. Hedwig Diane Orlowski.
Cosby: Who the hell are they???
They died in Vietnam saving lives. Women are on the Wall, too. Even though I have only 3 cells, I can save even more lives than them. If it’s ok that they can be heroes, why not me?
Cosby: Cut! We can’t use this! Let’s go back to Aruba!
for my dear hockey friend, Ken, who created the above interview.
This is great and sums up very quickly how stupid this whole ‘debate’ is on stem cell research. And to think that one state has already declared these embroys to be people…boggles the mind how stupid people really are on this whole subject.
Bush just said something highly revealing.
“This is murder, and I won’t allow it! But of course if private corporations want to do it, that’s fine.”
So the guys who write the Republican campaign checks can murder. Interesting.
Thanks ((((Chocolate Ink))))). So many could be helped with this research. So many loved ones and friends. It’s so pathetic and sick…
ah yes bush the flip-flopper on what he considers ‘murder’…I guess killing hundreds of Lebanese civilians is ok, executing more than a hundred people when he was governor-some who were innocent-ok, letting children die here in the US who don’t have health care, ok and that list could go on….but heaven forbid that some cells get ‘murdered’.
Do you think he even has any idea of what a fucken embryo is? He makes it sound like a full blown fetus that is already months old or something. My understanding of these embryos at fertility clinics(that are already being thrown away by the thousands and that doesn’t seem to bother him)are stored in a teeny tiny tube the size of coffee swizzle stick …yeah sounds ‘human’ to me alright.
As for anything bush says, I continue to wonder how in the hell he can seem to be getting dumb and dumber with each passing day-usually people tend to get a bit smarter and wiser as the years go on. If he was just some local yokel hick with bad table manners and a warmongering fundie bent that would be one thing but this yahoo is the fucken President of the US. He makes the world a scarier place every single day he’s in office.
Sy Goat’s older brother: R.I.P.
(Too much Photoshop fun.)
Critics of President Bush simply don’t understand the moral imperative to discard unused blastocysts intact. As a civilized people, we must ensure that none of their cells survive in any form.
A shout out to my dear friend Ken.
Charming, intelligent, funny, exasperating…:)
He is all that and so much more ain’t he (((MATD))