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My friend Jane found what is perhaps the most intriguing, yet disturbing, paragraph written thus far in the 2006 election cycle. From the Politics PA’s Up and Down page:

The good news for Rick Santorum is that three new polls show him just six points behind challenger Bob Casey Jr. There’s no doubt he is making gains. The bad news, for a guy that is “packing on the pounds” coverage of his onion ring eating and “I need some grease” shows he isn’t addressing the small subset of voters who like Santorum because they think he’s sexy.

Sure, not everybody likes to start out their weekend pondering Rick Santorum’s sex appeal, but a small subset of you just might. I salute your fortitude. Personally, I think it’s fun to screw around with his face using ancient old Java Applets and giggling like a chimp. Then again, I easily amused. To each his own.