- Pull out our troops.
- Wait for even more chaos.
- Let Democrats rebuild our government and nation.
- Rebuild our armed forces; take care of some other problems.
- Let peace and prosperity have a round of success here and abroad.
- Have a fascist cabal take over the government and invade Iraq again, to be greeted with flowers and kisses (This time around embracing reality: accepting that chocolate supplies will be pretty low by then.)
- Rinse.
- Repeat.
Iraq Solution: an 8-step program
