It has been confirmed by unconfirmed sources that Karl Rove, AKA “The Architect” is actually a plant for the DNC and that Jack Abramoff in actuality is a deep cover operative for a super secret black operations unit called “Black October.” The confirmed, unconfirmed source, only known as “Dieb-Throat,” with whom I personally met in an undisclosed location, okay it was a McDonald’s, stated that this operation was the actual brain child of Howard Dean and that the infamous Dean Yell was actually the cover Dean needed in order to be taken out of consideration for the Presidential Ticket and handed the ultimate reigns of power as the chairman of the DNC. When asked by this writer how that could be, Dieb-Throat stated emphatically, “You think the POSTUS actually calls the shots for the Republicans? Wake up and smell the coffee. It’s always been Ken Melhman at the helm of this juggernaut.”
The most damming evidence to date is the promise by Rove that there would be an October Surprise, as reported by Ronald Kessler of NewsMax on Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006.
Karl Rove Promises October Surprise
WASHINGTON — In the past week, Karl Rove has been promising Republican insiders an “October surprise” to help win the November congressional elections.
President Bush’s political strategist is also saying that the final two weeks before the elections will see a blitz of advertising, and the Republican National Committee is deploying an army of volunteers to key locations to help the grass-roots effort and monitor the elections.
The RNC is offering to fly in volunteers and cover their expenses.
Rove is not saying what the October surprise will be. Asked if he would elaborate and give his thinking about the coming elections, Rove told NewsMax that his take largely parallels what RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman said in a Sept. 5 NewsMax story.
As for the October Surprise, Rove said, “I’d rather let the balance [of plans for the elections] unroll on its own.”
Not surprising was that September 5 story. When asked about those implications, Dieb-Throat stated, “Who do you think fed Mehlman the story in the first place?”
As the events of the past few days unfold, we can clearly see that the October Surprise of which Rove was speaking had to be the tragic series of current events that have lead to the complete and utter undermining of the Republican leadership. While they scramble for damage control, it is clear that they are taking no prisoners, as evidenced by this statement from House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH)
“I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of,” said Boehner. “And, and, and my position is it’s in his corner, it’s his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board–all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with.”
A high ranking Democrat in the House told this writer that the master plan had been better than expected. “We have achieved total victory now. I mean, look at what’s going on. They are running for cover and we now have major players in the conservative party more concerned about Gay Rights than ever before.” When asked to clarify this statement, my source pointed to the two quotes below. One by Tony Perkins, President of the conservative Family Research Council, and the other by former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
Perkins: But what prevented the leadership from acting? Were they fearful of acting because they would be seen as homophobic or gay bashing?
Gingrich: Well, you could have second thoughts about it, but I think had they overly aggressively reacted to the initial round, they would have also been accused of gay bashing.
Perhaps the most effective outcome of this all has be The President’s support for House Speaker Dennis Hastert.
Hours after a conservative Washington newspaper called for Hastert’s resignation, Bush referred to the speaker as a “father, teacher, coach” and said he supports Hastert’s call for an investigation.
“I know Denny Hastert. I meet with him a lot. I know that he wants all the facts to come out,” the president said.
‘Nuff Said!
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