This is an Unhosted Cafe.
Self-serve food and drinks.
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Lewd, rude, and crude — that’s how we grow ’em around here.
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Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
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May the 4’s be with you
24/7 Cafe Closed. Coffee Cart Rolling
Oh lookie, a clean lounge. I’ll get out my crayons. 😀
It would be especially nice if you’d draw on the walls as they are pathetically bare.
I after I finish my letter to santa.
Here it is.
When I was a kid, our local library would put up huge swaths of rolled paper on the walls of the kids’ section, with boxes of crayons placed stratigically about. I used to sit and draw for hours. It was such a simple idea.
I’m glad you’ve been a good girl because world peace sounds like a very good idea.
I think the walls could use colors that are a little less fluorescent.
OK, less fluoro. Here’s a drawing of our “tree of life.”
I remember Crayons as easier to use – when you didn’t have to move them with a mouse.
Our housemate just sent me this.
Order one if you need help surviving your family.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! I love it. I hate to think what that toungue cozy was actually a cozy for.
I love it! This beats the can of Family Repellant I was given when I was trying to finish my dissertation.
If Santa requires any supporting documentation, just let us know and he’ll be flooded with letters of support.
I will add my Liberal christmas wish to the list also. LOL
A LIBERAL CHRISTMAS WISH
Tell me if this song speaks to you. It speaks to me. Captain Kirk rocks.
I can not get it to play
I thought that all the songs by Big Jim Kirk, King Stud of the Universe, had been banned and destroyed.
I think that that was only wishful thinking on your and my part.
Oh, for a Christmas miracle!
well I am listening to Cool Yule by Bette Midler. I do love that woman’s voice!!!
I have Divine Madness on DVD. I don’t think people who’ve never seen Midler perform live have any idea how athletically graceful she is, in addition to having the superb voice.
I have seen her live a couple of times. The last time was 01/01/2000.
That’s another good reason why my name and address are not in the phone book.
so you are named after the Divine Miss M?
No silly, she’s obviously named after Capt. Kirk.
I don’t want my mother calling me up either.
Wiat are we talking Bette or Star Treck? I’m confused?
that’s just so … wrong
LOL
I didn’t listen to the song, but what’s wrong?
Hi FM.
Captain Kirk. Just. Shouldn’t.
I ljust listen to part of it, but he didn’t memtion big butts did he? 🙂
After this thread, I feel like I should listen to the damn song, just to know what’s the joke’s are about but, I mean, I just ate a brownie and everything.
OTOH, if it was the right kind of brownie it would improve the experience. Since it’s kind of surreal anyway.
Just a little, chocolate two bite jobbie. Well, six-bites actually. I ate three.
Do you suppose the Bushies want coal in their stockings, since they own all the coal mining companies?
LOL well santa thinks it would be a hell of a lot easier if he just gave coal to all Republicans with checking the list anyway.
Very modest requests, really.
LOL I try.
Hi everyone. Did we ever hear from SN about Ryan?
What about Ryan? Has something else happened?
Nothing new happened — she finally had the surgery to repair her nose from the accident.
Thanks Andi. I was scared there for a minute.
surgery went fine and she is home.
Here’s the thread.
thanks, I just went and found it. That’s good. Poor thing.
Okay, I am glad surgery went well and I am sending warm thoughts of love and healing!!!!
I wonder if James “Space Priapus” Kirk ever recording “MacArhur Park?” I think that is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Before I posted the above comment, I made certain that You Tube did not have such a demonic combination.
No, but he recorded Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It was horrible. Wonder if there’s a youtube version 🙂
Please do go get it. I’ve heard it. I think that’s what caused my hearing loss. Well, at least indirectly. I jabbed knitting needles in both ears to make it stop.
ah yes, there is. but I won’t post it 🙂
That’s the nicest Christmas present anyone ever gave me!
sshhhh. don’t tell anyone I was nice, it will ruin my reputation
Nobody’s around. KS is goofing around, but she’s on BT. There’s even a bit of echo in here. in here. in here.
you never know who’s lurking. or you could forget and let it slip tomorrow during happy hour. have a few virtual drinks and … well discretion is out the door. sigh
This sounds like one of those speeches where I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse and you’ve got a .45 pointed at my head.
that’s more like it.
whew. didn’t want to ruin my hard ass image.
So, my groveling & wetting myself was effective? You’ll let me live, and only shoot off one kneecap?
what good would you be to me crippled? I own you now. bwahahahahaha
You better leave me some pride, or I might make some futile destructive gesture, like revealing you true identity, even though it would mean my certain obliteration.
You’d tell everyone that I was really Julia Roberts? You wouldn’t dare!
Yes, I would. Also that George Clooney is the “deliveryman.”
Ha! Little do you know. George isn’t the deliveryman. George is Family Man’s dog!
Geez Louise, it’s 1 in the morning. If I’m too tired tomorrow I might say something unfortunate to the principal. What a life. KS and I are packing it in. Night, Mary, WW, and all you lurkers out there.
KS thought you were Scarlett Johansen, but I’m so out it, I don’t know who that is.
How sweet of her, since Scarlett is a lot younger than Julia.
Yeah, she kissing up to you after the warehouse incident.
wise woman
I wasn’t lurking at all, until accused of doing same. So why not?
there’s nothing wrong with lurking. it wasn’t an accusation. I lurk all the time. oops, I mean …
Hmm..
The key is, just where do you lurk?? One wonders what you were really doing in all those afternoons of so-called campaigning door-to-door.
at the office, of course.
and you’ve got the billing to prove it.
Too cute! And just when I thought everyone had crashed for the night.
Hey Teach! Just thought I’d drop by for a sec. I’m fading fast, too.
That’s not Colonel Sander’s Valentine Surprise Bucket is it?
Don’t think so. Just a couple froggies lounging around on the bottom.
Don’t worry, MM. Teach is entirely fearful of new and unusual food. That certainly includes frog legs. Not that we could find them on any menu where he’d be willing to go!
Diet is limited to the essential three food groups: bread in some form, red sauce, and cheese.
If it was good enough for my Scottish ancestors, it’s good for me. Except for haggis.
I’m fried, even if the frog legs aren’t. too many papers to grade in the am. Nite, all.