A sure-fire plan to end all war…
- Hold it on a weekend day so it doesn’t interfere with most work and school schedules
- Be sure to properly request your permit
- Don’t invite the anarchists
- Ask Jesse Jackson, Susan Sarandon, and Cindy Sheehan to speak
- Costumes!
- Agree in advance with authorities as to how many protestors are willing to be arrested
- Invite a broad multi-culti mix to present the illusion of a coalition
- Bring lots of “Support the Troops” signs
- Puppets!
- Contact United for Peace & Justice and/or International ANSWER and follow their orders…I mean, advice
Mickey Z. can be found on the Web at http://www.mickeyz.net.