Though she calls it her “John Doe Manifesto” (alternative link) because conservatives protecting the Fatherland wouldn’t want to really have to wear an ugly old uniform, now would they? Better to remain safely anonymous while ratting out your fellow Americans:
Dear Muslim Terrorist Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist,
You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my enemy. And I am yours.
I am John Doe.
I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.
I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss.
I am John Doe.
I will never forget the example of the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 who refused to sit back on 9/11 and let themselves be murdered in the name of Islam without a fight.
I will never forget the passengers and crew members who tackled al Qaeda shoe-bomber Richard Reid on American Airlines Flight 63 before he had a chance to blow up the plane over the Atlantic Ocean.
I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods, who notified a stewardess that several Arab men sitting in his first-class cabin on an August 2001 flight were behaving strangely. The men turned out to be 9/11 hijackers on a test run.
I will act when homeland security officials ask me to “report suspicious activity.”
I will embrace my local police department’s admonition: “If you see something, say something.”
I am John Doe.
I will protest your Jew-hating, America-bashing “scholars.”
I will petition against your hate-mongering mosque leaders.
I will raise my voice against your subjugation of women and religious minorities.
I will challenge your attempts to indoctrinate my children in our schools.
I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.
I am John Doe.
I will support law enforcement initiatives to spy on your operatives, cut off your funding and disrupt your murderous conspiracies.
I will oppose all attempts to undermine our borders and immigration laws.
I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.
I will not be censored in the name of tolerance.
I will not be cowed by your Beltway lobbying groups in moderates’ clothing. I will not cringe when you shriek about “profiling” or “Islamophobia.”
I will put my family’s safety above sensitivity. I will put my country above multiculturalism.
I will not submit to your will. I will not be intimidated.
I am John Doe.
Creepy, huh? I assume all of us in the left side of the blogosphere fit in the enabler and apologist categories. So be careful what you say, or write. You never know when John Doe may strike.
Now, just as a hypothetical though experiment mind you, imagine if a liberal blog had posted this same manifesto but had substituted the words “Christian Terrorist/Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist” for “Muslim Terrorist/Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist” in the first paragraph of this “manifesto.” How the right wing blogs would howl!
Bill O’Reilly would have more fodder for his “War on Christians” diatribes. Ann Coulter would call for the assassination of whoever posted it in an interview on Fox News. Malkin herself would undoubtedly publish the names and home addresses of the bloggers involved while telling us this just proves how unhinged liberals really are. Some idiot would invariably make that tired old “joke” about Rope, tree, justice as the proper response to liberal moonbattery. No doubt the good folks at Swampland, Politico and David Broder would issue their own nonpartisan condemnations of those “dirty fucking hippies” of the far left wing of the Democratic Party. All the Democratic Presidential candidates, plus Howard Dean, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would be besieged with questions from reporters demanding a response to this outrage.
Good things Malkin’s a Republican and a well respected Conservative columnist, isn’t it?
(Hat tip to TRex at firedoglake