Yessir, folks.
My apologies.
Alla you Hillary haters have been right and I have been wrong. They finally pinned her at the Yearly KosKid Konvention (Yearly KKK) in a question and answer period along with Obama, Edwards, Richardson etc.
Here’s the scoop.
Hold on. It’s a BIG one!!!
“In 90 seconds, I don’t have the time to tell you all the mistakes I made.”
Yup.
There it is.
She has a plan.
No doubt a dastardly underground plan to take over the Unbitered States and deliver it into safely into the hands of the Bildogres and alla them other corporate alien clone motherfuckers.
Why…SHE’S JUST LIKE GEORGE BUTCH AND DICK CHENEY ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE FEMALE SUPERVILLAIN!!!
Read on for more insights into her scheming ways.
I repeat the above statement for your further delectation.
By now I suppose that you have figured out by now that I am dealing in irony here.
Those of you who can receive that sort of message, of course.
Here is someone who can actually learn from her mistakes. And put that learning into practice.
This is an almost revolutionary idea in American politics. If John Edwards were capable of learning anything at all, he would presently be sporting a crewcut and living in one of the many available fine old North Carolina farmhouses. Obama is learning, but he is doing so in full view of the national electorate and thus taking some serious lumps as a result.
But Hillary Clinton?
Who got her ass THOROUGHLY kicked when she presented a fine health care plan to the nation with the naive notion that since it was both humanitarian and well constructed it would pass through the shark infested waters of a corporate-owned Congress?
She LEARNED.
The hard way.
Her resultant plan?
Quite obviously, it has been to get elected Senator from New York, wait out the probable losing presidential battle of 2004 (Remember, 9/11 and the Iraq invasion were still fresh in the public sleepmind.), keep on hustilng behind the scenes to raise enough money and gather enough support…no matter WHAT dances she had to perform in order to do so, including dealing with the mostly lame KoSSacks of Shit…and take the fuck over when the sheer corruption, greed and stupidity of the current Ratpub/NeoCon/Vast Right Wing Conspiracy rulers finally sunk down into the waking dreams of the sleeple electorate.
Which plan she is in the process of successfully implementing.
You kneejerkers…DEAL WITH IT.
Even the inimitable Kos is dealing with it.
A further quote from the article linked above.
“WE!!!???”
“Spiritual Leader!!!??? “
YUCK!!!
PLEASE!!!
Let him eat pie.
But there we are.
I swear…she appears to me to have the patience of Job.
And the cunning of a ninja.
A WORLD-class politician.
What a hustle!!!
Really.
My hat is off to her.
Anybody who can handle two opposing assholes the size of George Stenbrenner and the head KosKid deserves whatever she can get.
It’s a dirty job, but I am glad that SOMEBODY is doing it.
Later…
AG
We need them all.
Soon.
Or else…
AG
She only did so-so in her appearance at dKos. Using a plant to ask the question you want and then using 20 minutes to answer it? Not priceless.
I just laughed at her when she said that no one would accuse her of being influenced by lobbyists.
Moulitsas is now among the same chattering class as Coulter, Toensing, that dweeby guy with the fake eastern establishment accent who is always on Countdown who is so irrelevant I can’t remember his name, the bald guy from Louisiana who won one election thanks to Perot, any idiot that shows up on Larry King or Stephanopoulos, etc. His words have to be analyzed for both truthfulness and self-service.
You mean…Olbermann?
Sorry…I couldn’t resist.
I mean…he is doing some good work, and he has real broadcasting talent and vision. I just keep seeing a sports show that has been transferred to the political on the rare times when I actually tune him in. Sort of an animated cross between Sports Illustrated and Newsweak. I suppose that there are SOME non-members of the leftiness choir who are actually being informed by Countdown, but that is only a supposition at best. His entire success may very well be based upon nothing more than the providing of slick masturbation services for middle class radical wannabes, safe at home with their giant Hi-Def TVS and their 2 1/2 children, cars and sexual partners.
Later…
AG
Gee AG…
His (Hillary’s) ((or any other democrat you can conjure up)) entire success may very well be based upon nothing more than the providing of slick masturbation services for middle class radical wannabes, safe at home with their giant Hi-Def TVS and their 2 1/2 children, cars and sexual partners.
Yup,
problem is AG, you’re pushin the worst one. Repent. Hillary ain’t the Revolution.
The worst at what, Supe?
Winning?
I don’t think so.
Ain’t gonna BE any revolution. Not in a leftward direction, anyway. Just degrees of better or worse. “Power comes from the barrel of a gun” said ol’ Mao Tse Tung. Yup. Power of that kind, anyway. Who has the guns? Not the left, for SURE.
And…I am NOT “pushing” her. I am pushing the leftiness bloggers to understand what is up here. ,She is as good as it is going to get, this time around. After her…it just gets worse. Poseurs like Gore and Edwards running against sharks like Giuliani and the rest of the Ratpub brain trust. The “New Reality” crowd. They will cut any likely Dem except Hillary and perhaps Obama a new reality ASSHOLE in 2008. You want that? I don’t.
She is hip to their act. REALLLY hip. As is experienced and proven to be able to deal with them. And Obama has real political talent. Charisma, for want of a better word.
That’s what I see, anyway.
You want revolution?
Go elsewhere. Ain’t happening here. Not as long as the TVs work and McDonalds is open, anyway.
Not unless there is a total societal collapse.
Abnd then…I refer you to my previous statement.
About who has the guns?
Yup.
Bet on it.
Later…
AG
Not Olbermann. One of Keith’s usual talking heads. The one with the rather large head.
I like Keith, and I like his containted outrage. While he may not agree with me that corporatism and fascism are larger than our current little rich boy fascist dress up and play soldier decider and uniter, he still gets it right most of the time.
I was referring to the guy whom my wife calls the leftie Peggy Noonan because of the way he seems to take himself way too seriously, and the pompous way he comes accross the screen, even though I most of the time like what he has to say. still can’t remember his name though.
You write
We’ve all gotta have something to aspire to.
Everytime you`re at bat, I can`t help but see your average go up.
Always good to see your diaries.
I don`t always comment but never hesitate to read them.
Thanks for your insight on many of the problems that can never seem to be solved, just dragged on to the next batch of “shamans” who have a cure. You do have to pay for their presription though.
Thank you.
I do keep trying…
AG