Texas beat Baltimore tonight 30-3. But, um…that isn’t a pre-season football score. That’s the Rangers and the Orioles. It’s been 110 years since a major league team scored 30 runs in a game. I’m sure Pat Robertson has some explanation.
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Pat is the go to guy for wacky/memorable comments.
Well, basically this means that we must attack Iran.
Either that, or it means that we must eradicate Rangers wherever they threaten helpless orioles.
Maybe it means, oh I don’t know, that Orioles pitching SUCKS???
No no no…you are obviously theologically illiterate.
Maybe, Jesus wanted to point out the fact that Texas executed its 400th person yesterday
//www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2243613020070823?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews
who use to own the Texas Rangers and not pardon death role inmates?Hmmm
I suppose that means you regard Baltimore as a Major League team. As a recovering O’s fan, I can assure you, they are not. More of a marketing scheme than a team, the O’s are permanent residents at the hearbreak hotel, just down the hall from all Philadelphia sports teams and rooming with the Devil Rays.
well Cuba beat them a couple of years ago, so I guess you’re right.