New Rules, the president shall not be allowed to travel abroad.
The “Language Mangler-in-Chief” was in Australia attending the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit. Along with misidentifying his host country and the name of the summit, Bush struggled to leave the lectern, trying to exit the stage the wrong way.
“Thank you for being such a fine host of the OPEC summit,” Bush said to Australian prime minister John Howard. He quickly corrected himself, “APEC summit,” and joked Howard “invited me to the OPEC summit next year. (Such an invitation would be impossible because neither the US or Australia are members of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries.)
Later in the speech, Bush can clearly be heard on tape thanking Howard for visiting “Austrian troops” in Iraq last year, but White House scrubbers fixed that gaffe for him, changing the official government transcript to “Australian,” the Associated Press reported.
Then he tried to leave through the wrong door…again.
It’s football season. Someone give this man a couch, a remote control, a six-pack of non-alcoholic beer, and a bag of pretzels. And don’t let him leave the house.