The Iranians invented chess. Texans invented the practice of smothering otherwise edible food with mountains of Monterrey Jack cheese. You do the math:
(AP) — TEHRAN, Iran – After being welcomed in New York with protests and a scolding from the president of Columbia University, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is extending an invitation to President Bush. Ahmadinejad tells Iranian state television that if Bush plans to travel to Iran, he’s welcome to make a speech at an Iranian university.
Who is winning the propaganda war?
One cannot “win” something if food stops coming to the supermarket. I submit October 15 as the latest start date of the Iran war.
What is that Biblical passage? Thou shalt hear of wars and rumors of wars. Honestly though in the entire history of man how many people have died due to religion.
Joe six pack however will automatically click the off switch in his mind whenever Iran or Ahmendinijad is brought up. The propaganda ministry has studied, assured and cleared it with the psy-ops squad to assure it would be so.
I never really know what you are talking about.
Sure wish you guys would stop associating Bush with being a Texan. He wasn’t born here. He’s a cheap carpetbagger.
Problem is, whenever we give a Texan a chance to run this country, they start a war we can’t win. And then there is what you’ve done to Mexican cuisine.
now, now.
Glass houses my friend.
Santorum? Cheesesteak?
Have you tried a cheesesteak? With whiz? Cuz until you’ve tried one you really shouldn’t knock them.
I have had many cheesesteaks. real ones. even a few cheesesteak hoagies.
Have you ever had a taco in South Austin? Or enchiladas on the outskirts of Marfa?
And still, Santorum. Rizzo. Goode.
Geeze, thanks just too fuckin’ much.
I haven’t had a chance to eat today and now I’m gonna have to duck out to Mexico Lindo for a plate of enchiladas verdes if I want to get ANYTHING done tonight…..
All life is suffering, the Buddha tells us – but enchiladas verdes at 2 AM on a Saturday morning is suffering of a very exquisite variety.
Such a wealth of cheap, wholesome, tasty food! Have you tried Davines off Oltorf? MMMM!!
But we really don’t tell the visiting legislators about these treasures, since they just dick Austin over anyway.
Your openning is absolutely brilliant. Just Brilliant!
Persians also invented algebra…that initself might discourage Bush.
Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī was a Persian[1] Muslim mathematician, astronomer, astrologer and geographer. He was born around 780 in Khwārizm[2] (now Khiva, Uzbekistan) and died around 850. He worked most of his life as a scholar in the House of Wisdom in Baghdad.
His Algebra was the first book on the systematic solution of linear and quadratic equations. Consequently he is considered to be the father of algebra,[3] a title he shares with Diophantus. Latin translations of his Arithmetic, on the Indian numerals, introduced the decimal positional number system to the Western world in the 12th century.[4] He revised and updated Ptolemy’s Geography as well as writing several works on astronomy and astrology.
Only Junior could turn the likes of Chavez & Ahmadinejad into sympathetic characters.
Jeebus.
What’s wrong with Monterrey Jack cheese?