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Wide Stance Problem Solved

How to deal with a national epidemic?

The infamous airport men’s room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall dividers that drop nearly to the floor to make it a less inviting spot for sexual liaisons…The Minneapolis airport has more than 80 restrooms, but only two are being targeted for the new dividers, including the one now known for Craig’s arrest.

How much does something like that cost?

The new stall dividers will fall to just 2 to 3 inches above the floor, instead of leaving as much as a foot of open space as they do now. The airport expects to spend $25,000; installing them in every restroom there would cost about $1 million, Hogan said.

“It is unfortunate to look at having to spend $1 million on something that wouldn’t be necessary if people simply behaved themselves,” he said.

This is idiotic. They are going to spend $25,000 to make it difficult for people to take a ‘wide stance’ in two bathrooms out of eighty. And when men choose one of the other 78 bathrooms?

Spend the million bucks to do all the airport johns or spend nothing at all. And, for the love of god, could men stop trolling for sex in public restrooms? It’s not the 1960’s anymore. Use the internet and get a room.

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