I’m very upset that people seem to think that George Bush doesn’t give a darn about health care for children. There is a great deal of photographic evidence that he does, indeed, have a comprehensive health care plan for children.
You’ll see it over the fold … This photographic evidence of his compassion for children is so overwhelming it might make your stomach hurt. If you have a weak stomach you might want to avoid it, so … heartwarming is this evidence …
Geoge Bush knows how to kick serious ass when it comes to taking care of children. Just ask this little tyke …
And this little boy could have easily avoided his injuries if only he’d been smart enough to be born Christian and non-Iraqi. Pretty simple, really …
Same deal with this loser of a kid:
And this one, too:
Now here are some of the lucky ones, who have had the full dose of the George W. Bush child health-care plan. “No Child Left Behind Alive on Earth” is the name of the program:
Don’t cry, kids! Soon the Corporate Babysitters will be comforting you. It’s The Republican Way!
And think of how better your kid will be at those violent videogames after experiencing real-life mayhem such as this:
Not even your Daddy can keep you from experiencing the George W. Bush child health-care plan — even as you might try to avoid it by running together from your own home!
And the men of your town won’t help you anymore …
What’s that, little girl? You say you need health care …?
Well here is Uncle Bush’s response to your needs:
And here’s a little message for you to keep in mind:
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People were bringing little children to Jesus to have him touch them, but the disciples rebuked them. When Jesus saw this, he was indignant. He said to them, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.”
The Bible, Mark 10:13-15
We are a Christian nation.
(cross-posted at Dailykos.com)