From the Associated Press’ Quote of the Day:
“Washington is broken, but we can fix it with real, conservative change.” — Mitt Romney in new campaign ad.
Because up to now all we’ve been getting is that fake conservatism stuff.
From the Associated Press’ Quote of the Day:
“Washington is broken, but we can fix it with real, conservative change.” — Mitt Romney in new campaign ad.
Because up to now all we’ve been getting is that fake conservatism stuff.
Romney is such a pin-head.
That made me laugh out loud.
what’s that anal-leakage stuff? Olestra?
Or Santorum?
Hah!! Yes, up til now we haven’t had ‘real’ conservatism, but ‘The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.’
But seriously, Olestra is a fat substitute that is made from polymers and is therefore undigestable. So, yes, if you eat much of it you will get anal leakage.
Mitt is the Olestra candidate. Made of plastic. Excessive consumption causes involuntary anal discharge..
That boy has diarrhea of the mouth, with his ‘explanations’.
Yeah. We just need REAL rightwingery instead of what we got from that damn commie Bush. Franco, Il Duce, where are you when Romney needs you?
I’m confused, Mitt. My brain is conflicted.
Like Archie Bunker so eloquently said, “Change??? I hate change…it’s never da’ same”
Now I’m sure we can all look forward to our national media’s digestion and analyzing of Mitt’s statement and pointing out that we have now suffered through 7 years of this very real, conservative governance thing.
And hey……..look how much better things have gotten.
Thanks for that. With all the misuse in the last 25 years of the word “Conservative,” I really had forgotten what it meant.
As ridiculous as that sounds to us, plastic man is not targeting pond dwellers. There are many righties out there who say GW is not a conservative. (ie. folks who are waiting for the tax cuts to get down to their annual income level.) I don’t know if enough of them will swallow this particular flavor of kool-aid, but hell they nominated and voted for GW twice so anything is possible.
You’re right, of course. But it’s just too fun to let his comment go by the board without a healthy dose of sarcastic ridicule attached to it. But hey, they chose Bush as their standard bearer. And they have to live with that. If he had been wildly successful with all his nutty moves, conservative or not, they would have anointed him Reagan II. As it is, because of his abject failure, they would rather step in a steaming pile of dog shit barefooted than to even mention his name in public.
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
Such is life when virtually everything you have done has been a failure.
With all due respect to Cracker, what the world needs now is another ‘real conservative’, like I need a hole in my head.
I had a long drive today & listened to some talk radio to stay awake. Best line of the day. -> To fix the mortgage crisis, we need to stop regulating business and free them to do what they do best.