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5 Comments

1. 

   Drew J Jones on April 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm

   Wow, no idea.  I’ve seen some incredibly funny ones at dKos.

2. 

   SusanD on April 24, 2008 at 12:33 pm

   “Poverty is neither a crime nor a moral failing” by Patrick, TRex’s twin.

3. 

   conglomerNation on April 24, 2008 at 1:09 pm

   This is super cheesy, but it always makes me chuckle a bit (the peeing your pants part):

   Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

4. 

   Omir the Storyteller on April 24, 2008 at 2:25 pm

   When I first started over at Big Orange, back before the 2004 elections, I got a lot of chuckles out of this one, from Russ Thomas’ “President Song”:

   I chop down trees and evil-doers,
   I serve a ‘higher law.’
   I wish I’d been elected,
   Just like my dear Papa!

   There are a lot of good ones out there. Bill in Portland Maine once listed some of the best ones he’d seen. It’s amazing how clever you can be in 145 characters if you try.

5. 

   anna in philly on April 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm

   im such a chucklehead

   here are some of my other sig lines (i’m on a lot of lists and blogs);

   My religion is better than your religion.

   I wish i had a penis on the back of my head.

   I dont bother chasing mice around. (from the stray cats)

   You aint a beauty but hey you’re alright. (from bruce springsteen)

   Fun is my spiritual path.

   We are not human beings in search of a spiritual experience, but rather we are spiritual beings in search of a human experience. (I dont remember where that comes from but i heard it first from joseph bean, a gay leatherman extaordinaire)

   Dont hit anyone you arent in love with (thats from joseph bean too and he means to do S$M sex you should at the very least recognize the humanity of the person you are doing it with, so you wont harm them)

   Enough is a feast

   Keep you nose out of my vagina, out of my panties, out of my uterus, out of my bedroom, and out of my dungeon.