Can’t Make This Stuff Up

What hypocrisy!  

World Leaders Ponder Global Food Crisis over an 18-course Meal of caviar, sea urchins, milk fed lamb, champagne and wines flown in from Europe and the U.S. View complete menu. Pass the pepto.

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What sanctions?

US exports to Iran – `the axis of evil’ – rose under Bush. We exported cigarettes, bras, fur clothing, perfumes, bull semen and weapons.

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Wall Street needs a Headline to drive oil price higher?

Iran Says It Will Hit U.S. Ships, Israel, If Attacked (Update2)

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Main Street needs a Headline to drive oil prices lower?

Iranian president says no war with US, Israel  

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Dog days of summer, or slow news day: In Alabama Police arrest a goat and the dog came along for the ride.